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#2
Cool story bro.

But fo' reals, can you make laws now?
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#4
I smell shoop?
Current gear:
Carvin CT6M
TC Electronics Dark Matter distortion
Harley Benton 2x12, with Celestion V30s
Laney Ironheart 60w tube amp
#7
OH HEAVENLY FATHER, FORGIVE ME SINSSSSSS!


includes:

fapping, cumming blud, etc.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#9
Oh wait I got confused :P That's pretty cool man. And what Delirium says.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#10
Quote by Deliriumbassist
RUN FOR THE PAPACY!!!!



I shall do that! And this is not shooped... Someone shoop me as Pope!
#15
Win thread is win!


Congratulations Reverend Aidy, may you marry many homosexuals!


..

O wayt...
Current gear:
Carvin CT6M
TC Electronics Dark Matter distortion
Harley Benton 2x12, with Celestion V30s
Laney Ironheart 60w tube amp
#16
Which religion?
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#18
Can you cleanse me? I've been a very naughty boy!
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#20
Forgibe me Father, for I have sinned.

I have committed the sin of combining alcoholism and interwebz usage which resultied in me vowing to show my penis to the interwebz.
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#22
There was a thread on this a while ago and we all became ministers.

Shit was so cool.
RULE BRITANNIA
#23
There is only one Rev. Aidy Damage, though.

News just in- my Grandpa, who is actually a REAL minister, believes this!
#24
Nice - I just became one too.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#26
Brilliant. When I was in college, the 3 urinals in the G block toilets were called 'The Father', 'The Son' and 'The Holy Spirit'...
#27
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I'll do it as well, and we can the The Pit Trinity.


Please, I take my job very seriously.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#28

I got some child porn if you want...I can even hook you up with some kids...whaddya say? Im cool.
#29
who the pope i am the pope who the pope i am the pope
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#33
Quote by pbiggie
You'll never be anywhere near as cool as this guy.


Or this guy

Now 100% humour free, in accordance with the rules.

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#34
I suggest marrying a cow and a shark. Imagine that, the milkgiving properties of a cow with the health of a shark! We'd save millions of tax-payer dollars!
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#39
Quote by Oh Shize
Exactly, how did you get this done?


Put a shark and a cow in a room for a long time.

Nature will do the rest.
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You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#40
I am ordained by the ULC as well.
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