#1
Has anyone seen this yet? i'm deliberating as to whether i should go see it tonight?

its like £6.30, $12? so i don't wanna waste my mahoneys.
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#3
It got rubbish reviews in The Sun.

Apparently it's just a load of explosions.
#5
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It got rubbish reviews in The Sun.

Apparently it's just a load of explosions.

If they added boobs, half the pit would go
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#6
The special effects are really bad and the acting is shit but I still enjoyed it.
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#7
lol but yeah, you can't trust a newspaper to say a film is rubbish, when the newspaper itself is garbage...
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The only things I kill are wasps, flies, and slugs.

And I dont do it nicely either. I boiled a slug in highly saturated salt water and put a wasp in a microwave. I hate wasps so much.
#9
Its probably like transformers, crap. But why make a movie about a action figure, and make it seem serious? Its just dumb. I wanna see a perfect getaway. That looks good
#10
I wanna see the christian version, GI Job
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#12
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It got rubbish reviews in The Sun.


Christ, it must be bad!

If you're going to spend £6 on watching a war film, you may as well go to HMV and get 'Days of Glory' - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0444182/
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#13
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Lol. Just sayin'. And looking that the pictures in the article, I would agree.

Sienna Miller is hawt.
#14
lets just say..

if you like transformers 1 or 2 then you'll like this
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#22
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The special effects are really bad and the acting is shit but I still enjoyed it.


Moar like CGI Joe
#23
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#26
Ah hell, I'm still seeing it no matter what the reviews say

Although, the reviews said its better than Transformers 2, and I liked that movie
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8/7/09


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#27
I hear they're releasing this in Saudia Arabia under an alternate name.

Shi'ite Joe
will be about a man who's caught stealing some bread and has his hands cut off in punishment. Then he goes mad, fits lasers to his stumps and spends the rest of his days working in a back-alley laser-eye surgery.
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#28
Looks more like a rehash of Iron Man than a G.I. Joe movie.
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#29
I don't get whats so great about this and transformers, it's just special effects, explosions, and corney corney lines/stories.
#30
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It got rubbish reviews in The Sun.

Apparently it's just a load of explosions.


I thought The Sun would have loved that.

The Times gave it terrible reviews, it just looks like a waste of money.
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#31
I was thoroughly entertained. It's hilariously bad. The "knowing is half the battle" line in the movie made me and my friends crack up pretty good, as well as a lot of other corny lines and scenes.