#1
So, I went to bed late last night, and apparently I forgot to log out of UG, and left my profile up. My dad saw it, and I had a few wall posts about anal lube (It was weird to hear my parents use the word anal lube over and over again), and my penis being to stiff to walk. So he told me to clean up my blogging, I told him it wasn't me. He proved it was me, because my profile had my birthdate on it, and no one has ever head of the Ozark Mountain Daredevils.
I told him that it wasn't my post, that I share the profile with other users.

I think he believed me, because he doesn't understand the internet very well.

Anyways, has anybody you know looked at UG and just thought, "What the **** is this ****?"
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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Last edited by OzarkMDaredevil at Aug 9, 2009,
#2
If he looks at your profile again, wont he read this thread?
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#3
Quote by kxy1992
If he looks at your profile again, wont he read this thread?


I thought about this. He has no idea how to get back here. And I can just log out....
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#5
Time to spam his profile with incriminating things.
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#7
anal lube

Anal Lube

ANAL LUBE.

A N A L L U B E


Now remember it son!
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#8
tell him to get UG

then he can have full control.

aww hell, i am your dad, youre grounded, i knew we shouldve got rid of you.
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#12
One time my penis was too stiff to walk. I couldn't walk.
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banned cause yeah:

It's between you, user_nameless, me, and my split personality
I like kittens
SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED YOU!


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#13
You know faultyy's sig? The one the says "Your mother has a penis" in huge bold letters?

When I was browsing UG in the living room once my mum walked past and saw that. She asked me what the hell I was looking at. I managed to convince her it was a spam advertisement
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Bands and Artists forum please
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#16
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Bands and Artists forum please


WTF?!
Quote by Skullbolt
banned cause yeah:

It's between you, user_nameless, me, and my split personality
I like kittens
SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED YOU!


Proud member of the UG Shred Mafia. P.M. godofshred to join.

"Do you practice UG Blackism? W e do."

PAROXYSM.
#17
I just realized I talked about ****ing my own mother, her being fat, and bad at sex. And catching my brother fapping. Oh holy ****ing **** on a stick.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#18
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Bands and Artists forum please

Do you actually read the OPs of threads or do you just go by the titles?
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#19
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Time to spam his profile with incriminating things.

Someone misunderstood the thread...

@TS: Pwnd.
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#20
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I just realized I talked about ****ing my own mother, her being fat, and bad at sex. And catching my brother fapping. Oh holy ****ing **** on a stick.



Don't feel bad, we all talk about when we ****ed your mother.
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#22
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
Does anyone wonder if this would happen in the future? Say, the year 3000?


You mean!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmk9CjEha8A
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#23
I intentionally open the weird threads whenever my wife is looking over my shoulder. Goatse usually gets rid of her. Kermit wants moar!
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#25
I was on porn earlier and my mom came in, i scrambled buttons on my keyboard and i don't think she saw anything

but i'm not sure
#26
your profile background is annoying
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#27
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Does anyone wonder if this would happen in the future? Say, the year 3000?


I just came back from the year 3000 actually. It was pretty similar to how things are now, but everyone and everything's underwater.

...

Hang on, now that I think about it, that's a MASSIVE change.

" I said "I've been to the year 3000,
It's proper ****ing bizarre because everyone and everything exists in artificial environments permanently residing deep under the surface of the Earth's oceans"
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#28
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I intentionally open the weird threads whenever my wife is looking over my shoulder. Goatse usually gets rid of her. Kermit wants moar!


#29
My Mom caught me jacking off while searching MisterPoll 5 years ago... I jacked off to the results of sex surveys when I was 12... that was more pretty embarassing.
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#30
Quote by Bassist1992
My Mom caught me jacking off while searching MisterPoll 5 years ago... I jacked off to the results of sex surveys when I was 12... that was more pretty embarassing.

yeah, but now you fit in with the rest of us
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#31
TS, I haven't slept in 26 hours. That being said, your profile background is AWESOME!!!!!!
#32
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I just came back from the year 3000 actually. It was pretty similar to how things are now, but everyone and everything's underwater.

...

Hang on, now that I think about it, that's a MASSIVE change.

" I said "I've been to the year 3000,
It's proper ****ing bizarre because everyone and everything exists in artificial environments permanently residing deep under the surface of the Earth's oceans"


And you great great great granddaughter is pretty fine.


Even though over the course of 1000 years your great great great granddaughter will probably be a pile of rotted bones or ashes in the earth.
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