#1
Hey..vince shalome here ...im here to tell you to check out this fresh new thing called knife..stop listening to boring music stop having a boring life..your gonna love my nuts.

www.myspace.com/cavecastles


Also this is a forum to discuss and compare the now decest bill mays and his younger ruffian counterpart vince shalome(the Shamwow guy )..So please who do you love and admire more as a pitch man?who gets you running to that dial to perchase that new blender for just 19.99... discuss..

Vince in my opinion is cooler and more badass for he has punched a prostitute in the face and payed the time haha

Sidenote..If you are not am]n american you probably have not seen the ridiculous infomercials.
Last edited by MW516 at Aug 9, 2009,
#2
your idea of cool is punching a prostitute in the face? ok
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#6
Im not lieing.I guess only americans have seen the Tv ads and what not...believe it or not they are kind of like tv icon you dont notice until they are gone here in our contry
#7
Quote by MW516
Im not lieing.I guess only americans have seen the Tv ads and what not...believe it or not they are kind of like tv icon you dont notice until they are gone here in our contry

everyone knows about them, but there's already a thread for Billy Mays or whatever.
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#8
*seaported*
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#10
Your band sucks shit.


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#11
Quote by MW516
Hey..vince shalome here ...im here to tell you to check out this fresh new thing called knife..stop listening to boring music stop having a boring life..your gonna love my nuts.

www.myspace.com/cavecastles


Also this is a forum to discuss and compare the now decest bill mays and his younger ruffian counterpart vince shalome(the Shamwow guy )..So please who do you love and admire more as a pitch man?who gets you running to that dial to perchase that new blender for just 19.99... discuss..

Vince in my opinion is cooler and more badass for he has punched a prostitute in the face and payed the time haha

Sidenote..If you are not am]n american you probably have not seen the ridiculous infomercials.

$19.95 you dumb mother f ucker
#12
*retarded*
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#13
we dont want to hear your band
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