Where did the Joke "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Originate from?

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i made it up back in 1826... me and john hancock decided that the old "why did the elephat wank of a horse?" joke was getting a little stale

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because it wanted to **** the chicken.
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#11
it was never intended to be a joke, but an actual question.
people just laugh because they're stupid.
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Why did the road cross the chicken?
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#15
No idea, but my 4 year old son came oup with this gem last year

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cos it was stuck to the parrots foot
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#16
A confused farmer asked his wife that question the night a chicken was run over on the interstate after getting out of the coop.
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#18
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i made it up back in 1826... me and john hancock decided that the old "why did the elephat wank of a horse?" joke was getting a little stale


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#22
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? He never used to cross the road, why is he behaving so strangely now?

A: Suspect Drugs ಠ_ಠ
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Hey Kensai
Insult

RETORT
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Counter-retort

Questioning of sexual preference.
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#29
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No idea, but my 4 year old son came oup with this gem last year

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cos it was stuck to the parrots foot


not a gem. and your son didn't come up with it. look at the wiki link for the joke and you will see that almost exact same 'joke' mentioned in the 'variants' section
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suggestion to shut the fuck up

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#34
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suggestion to shut the fuck up

Reminder that the forums are for everybody and common courtesy should be displayed.
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riposte
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#37
I always thought frogs were the ones crossing the road..

Since when the did the chicken come into this equation?
#38
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Counter-counter Riposte


Nonsensical statement involving plankton.
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#40
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Nonsensical statement involving plankton.

Inquiry on the inclusion of nonsensical statement.
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