#1
I just got back from a month out of the US. Before I left, soda cans were normal. Now they have ribbed tops. What happened? Why did it happen? And how long will it last?
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Oh you didn't get the memo? I thought everyone got the memo. It's that damn new guy, Jones-something who probably screwed it up. Hang on, let me get him. "Jones, jones!" damnit, he's not responding, must be out for lunch or something. Sorry sir, I'll have to get back to you.
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#4
What exactly is a ribbed-top?
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#5
1) Define normal

2) Maybe you fell asleep and entered a strange new parrallel dimension

3) Maybe you were in a freakish parrallel dimension before the fact
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#7
wat
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#8
the FUCK?

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#9
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#10
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They're ribbed to make them more pleasurable for her.


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#11
Dude, you've been gone MUCH longer than a month - they changed the design of cans in the '80s so they could stack better
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#12
I have no idea what you're talking about...
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#13
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Dude, you've been gone MUCH longer than a month - they changed the design of cans in the '80s so they could stack better

You never know, he does live in Idaho...
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You never know, he does live in Idaho...


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#18
This is what a normal soda can looks like:


And this is what a new ribbed can looks like (ignore the paint, just look at the top. Only picture google would give me)
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#19
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Ribbed soda can:



I've never seen these anywhere, TS.



ok TS just owned us....hard
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#20
TS, post a picture of a normal can vs. a "ribbed" can.
It seems no one knows what you're talking about.

EDIT: Late.

I've never seen those cans before, they must be very new, or they don't have them in Canada.
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#21
I have no idea what this man is on about.

EDIT: So I see what you mean now but I have NEVER seen those.
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#22
I have never seen a ribbed can.

I have no idea what you are talking about.
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#23
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This is what a normal soda can looks like:

And this is what a new ribbed can looks like (ignore the paint, just look at the top. Only picture google would give me)


I've never seen those before, maybe it's just some sort of cruel joke played on Idahoians (or whatever they're called)
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#25
Last time I saw those kinds of cans was in Hawaii and on the plane back to Minnesota from Hawaii.

I dunno. i liked them more. More lip traction.
#26
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Last time I saw those kinds of cans was in Hawaii and on the plane back to Minnesota from Hawaii.

I dunno. i liked them more. More lip traction.

Come again?
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#27
I have never seen anything like that
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#29
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Last time I saw those kinds of cans was in Hawaii and on the plane back to Minnesota from Hawaii.

I dunno. i liked them more. More lip traction.

I have retained my foreskin for that very reason.

Girls never complain.
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#30
ive never seen those before in my life
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#32
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Last time I saw those kinds of cans was in Hawaii and on the plane back to Minnesota from Hawaii.

I dunno. i liked them more. More lip traction.

That's probably why. I went straight from Europe to Hawaii. Hopefully things return to normal when I get back to the mainland.
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#33
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Come again?


It's simple.How many times have you gone to take a drink of delicious carbonated goodness just to have it spill all over you and your loved ones because you couldn't keep your lips on the can? The new ribbed can system increases lip traction by 55%,thus eliminating those problem spills where they begin,at the top of the can.



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#34
Those are weird! I want one though.

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#37
It will be gone in approximately 20 years, 4 months, 21 days, 11 hours, 31 minutes and 53 seconds
#38
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