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#1
Prolly been done, but idk. Mine would be:
1. Bryci

2. Raven Riley

3. Jessica Alba

4. Rachel McAdams

5. Zooey Deschanel


Feel free to quote ones you think are good choices.
Post pics too.
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#2
1. ashley tisdale
2. lady gaga (she was never a man, stfu)
3. megan fox
4. ashley tisdale
5. the hot girl at my mall's dip n dots
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#3
1.Megan Fox
2.Megan Fox
3.Megan Fox
4.Megan Fox
5.Megan Fox

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#4
1-5: urmom
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#5
1-5 your mom
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#6
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1-5 your mom

your fail
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#8
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1. ashley tisdale
2. lady gaga (she was never a man, stfu)
3. megan fox
4. ashley tisdale
5. the hot girl at my mall's dip n dots



Sounds promising, but no megan fox for me.
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#10
1. Ashley Tisdale
2. Megan Fox
3. Jessica Alba
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. TS
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#11
megan fox isnt that hot. i wouldnt really want to bone her.
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#13
1. your mom
2. your sister
3. your grandma
4. your girlfriend (if she exists)
5.your other sister
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#14
1. Susie Searchbar
2. Ursula Useit
3. Natalie Noob
4. Theresa Theresamillionthreadsonthisalready
5. Kensai
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#15
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megan fox isnt that hot. i wouldnt really want to bone her.


If you were being serious, thank you!
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#16
1. My drummer's sister
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Megan Fox is overrated
6. Suck yo momma
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#17
halle berry
megan fox
scarlett johannson

ill report back with the other 2..
#18
1-5: Dita Von Teese

'nuff said for me
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#19
My 2nd list.
1. Demi lovato
2.katy perry
3. Selena gomez
4. Vida guerra
5. Vanessa crew.
6. Gabriella fox.
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#20
Angelina Jolie
Dave Mustaine (Even though he's a guy he does kinda look like my 3rd grade Spanish Teacher Sra. Jones)
Chelsea Handler
Sarah Palin (Even though she's a nutcase)
Jennifer Aniston

I am into +30 women, lol
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#21
Honestly, I don't see the attraction with ****ing celebrity women. 1-5 are all girls I know.
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#22
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halle berry
megan fox
scarlett johannson

ill report back with the other 2..

i think i may love you nikkie


but for me its

1) chick who played in watchmen
2) this girl holly i know
3) this girl rachel i know
4) beyonce
5) that one girl i seen in the parade a few weeks ago.
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#23
^hell yeah dude, chelsea handler is f*cking hot.
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#24
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1. Brianna Frost
2. Brianna Frost
3. Brianna Frost
4. Brianna Frost
5. Brianna Frost

I believe she is the hottest girl in the world.


My god yes.
#25
1. Suzie Searchbar
2. Edna Egad
3. Angie Anniston
4. Rachel Ray
5. Chloe Chlemington

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#26
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Angelina Jolie
Dave Mustaine (Even though he's a guy he does kinda look like my 3rd grade Spanish Teacher Sra. Jones)
Chelsea Handler
Sarah Palin (Even though she's a nutcase)
Jennifer Aniston

I am into +30 women, lol


I agree Jennifer aniston is bangin
#27
1. Megan Fox
2. A girl from my school
3. Emma Watson
4. Jenni Lee
5. Kim Kardashian
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#29
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^hell yeah dude, chelsea handler is f*cking hot.


And normally I'm not into blondes, but damn
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#30
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^hell yeah dude, chelsea handler is f*cking hot.

I know!

The things I would do to that woman are unspeakable in 12 different languages.
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#31
1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Zooey Deschanel
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. The main chick from The Grudge

If we're talking celebrities. There are more than a few porn stars that would place higher in this list, but I don't wanna advertise for fear of bannination (and of course a bunch of RL girls)
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#32
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I know!

The things I would do to that woman are unspeakable in 12 different languages.


the things id do to you..

ok my other is angelina jolie..

i still have to pick the last chick..
#33
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1. ashley tisdale
2. lady gaga (she was never a man, stfu)
3. megan fox
4. ashley tisdale
5. the hot girl at my mall's dip n dots

You deserve a +1.
+1
#34
why so many people take my list serious?
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#35
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Honestly, I don't see the attraction with ****ing celebrity women. 1-5 are all girls I know.

+1
#37
Women? wat

1. Hugh Jackman
2. Christian Bale
3. Dave Grohl
4. Jemaine Clement
5. This guy I know
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#38
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Women? wat

1. Hugh Jackman
2. Christian Bale
3. Dave Grohl
4. Jemaine Clement
5. This guy I know

slut
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#39
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slut

+1
daytripper75

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#40
Taylor Swift
Sarah Chalke
Jennifer Aniston
Marissa Miller
Ashley Tisdale
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