#1
So this a play that the Virginia Tech killer wrote. Just read it and had a bit of a laugh..thought I'd share, so I'm just gonna leave this here:


http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/richard-mcbeef.php
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#2
i like how the summaries at the bottom are reading waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into it
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#3
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i like how the summaries at the bottom are reading waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into it


Yeah it overanalyzes it as if it's Shakespeare or some ****..
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#4
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i like how the summaries at the bottom are reading waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into it

I hate when people overanalyze literary works.
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#6
Yeah it's pretty bad..some of it was lolworthy though- like when he calls Dick ; Michael Jackson during his rant.
Quote by xMetalGodx
I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#8
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That's not real, is it?



Yeah dude, I was reading his wiki about how his english teacher was freaked out and he would take spy cam photos up chicks skirts and write this kinda **** in class.

Then when the shootings happened she "knew it was him immediately". Makes you wonder why they didn't notice him as a security threat sooner.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#9
"and the cereal bar John is eating, which symbolizes something you could eat for breakfast."


...amazing
#10
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...amazing

Well, surely you must realize that the analysis is a joke. Being on Somethingawful.


I also cant believe how lulzy that was. "You bi-sexual pedophile" rofl
#12
I've read it before. If I was that bad of a writer, I'd probably shoot some shit up too.
#13
That's hilarious, especially the "analysis".
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#16
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"Man-to-man up your ass, bud!"



rofl
Quote by xMetalGodx
I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this