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Before my last holiday, I hadn't been bitten by anything spectacular, but that all changed. I was in the sea when I felt something sharp on my foot. I flicked out and something massive and grey flew out the water.

Turns out, it was one of these beasts.



A bloody moray eel

Any similar experiences UG?
#3
I got bit by a Jew when I tried to feed it pork once.


In all honesty a Tarantula Hawk holds the record for giving me the most painful sting.One stung me when I was vacationing in the south west and it felt like a ****ing hot nail being driven into my arm.




^ That's a tarantula hawk.It kills tarantulas for fun.What a douche bag.

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#4
I personally haven't but my friend got stung by 3 hornets; 2 in the ear and one on the eyelid.
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#5
I got bit by a small monkey on my left hand ring finger when I was around 7 years old. The monkey was my 3rd cousin's. The reason I got bit was because the monkey dropped it's toy, so I figured "hey, I'll be nice and pick it up for him" - turns out that the little bastard was protective over it's things, he took the toy and then proceeded to bite me. Of course I cried, being a little child. I was just trying to be nice. =(

I still have a scar from the little guy's bite. Pretty cool to say you have a monkey bite scar though. =)
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#6
A person is the weirdest...

Almost got bit by a baby shark...But I evaded it.
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#7
I got bitten by my best friend when I pissed him off and the mark stayed there for like 2 weeks
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#9
Jellyfish.

Portugese Man-of-War. (on more than one occasion)

Stingray.

The ocean and I do not get along well.
#10
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my girlfriend bit me in the mother****ing neck when she was pissed off at me. true story.


Wtf?! Is she a vampire or something?

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#11
I caught an eel when playing in the rocks at the beach, and I help it up by the tail. It then latched on to my arm and I yelled "AARRGGHH, IT BIT ME". It let go after a good 10 seconds, and now I have a scar. ****ing Eel.
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#12
My sister used to have a couple of pet tarantulas and I went to pick one up and these weren't defanged, so guess what happened. Hospital time for Dog--.
#13
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Wtf?! Is she a vampire or something?

she said it was the only way to get me to shut up.

it worked
#14


Took a chunk out my ass-cheek once.
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Took a chunk out my ass-cheek once.

you can tell, he still has some shit on his teeth.
#16
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she said it was the only way to get me to shut up.

it worked


I can imagine.You;d think there'd be more options before biting someone in the neck though.What were you doing? Yelling racial slurs at her mother through a megaphone?

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I can imagine.You;d think there'd be more options before biting someone in the neck though.What were you doing? Yelling racial slurs at her mother through a megaphone?

meh, ranting on and on about how the relationship wasn't working.
just being an asshat, as I occasionally do

I have a weird ass gf


thank god I'm not exactly normal, either
#18
i stepped on a yellow jacket nest back when i lived in rhode island and got stung about 7 times -_-

i got bit once by a squirrel and had to get a rabies shot(to be safe, not cos i had rabies)

my sister got biten by a horse...

i also got cut really deep in my thumb by a strawberry....just thought id mention it
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i stepped on a yellow jacket nest back when i lived in rhode island and got stung about 7 times -_-

i got bit once by a squirrel and had to get a rabies shot(to be safe, not cos i had rabies)

my sister got biten by a horse...

i also got cut really deep in my thumb by a strawberry
....just thought id mention it

yeah, gotta really watch ou--- wait, what???
#20
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i stepped on a yellow jacket nest back when i lived in rhode island and got stung about 7 times -_-

i got bit once by a squirrel and had to get a rabies shot(to be safe, not cos i had rabies)

my sister got biten by a horse...

i also got cut really deep in my thumb by a strawberry....just thought id mention it



Real tough cookie,ain't yah?

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#21
Quote by Pr0gNut
I got bit by a Jew when I tried to feed it pork once.


In all honesty a Tarantula Hawk holds the record for giving me the most painful sting.One stung me when I was vacationing in the south west and it felt like a ****ing hot nail being driven into my arm.




^ That's a tarantula hawk.It kills tarantulas for fun.What a douche bag.

oh ****! i saw one of those just the other day. i had to jump over it cause it was on a skinny trail i had to traverse. i jumped and ran.
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you can tell, he still has some shit on his teeth.



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#23
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oh ****! i saw one of those just the other day. i had to jump over it cause it was on a skinny trail i had to traverse. i jumped and ran.


Smart move.

I looked them up and they rate at a 9/10 on the pain index for insect stings,so be glad you didn't get tagged by the damn thing.The only wasp that freaks me out more is this thing:



It kills like 40 Japanese people a year I guess

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Smart move.

I looked them up and they rate at a 9/10 on the pain index for insect stings,so be glad you didn't get tagged by the damn thing.The only wasp that freaks me out more is this thing:



It kills like 40 Japanese people a year I guess


it looks kinda cute but I guess also the vamp gf and we know what happend.....
#25
Got bit by a pig once, on the foot, really hurt!!!

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#26
A wasp. >_>
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
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#28
Bumblebees, wasps, spiders, mosquitos, a tick, dogs (right in the face, 5 places on my face that needed stiches when I was 7), cats, people, all sorts of ****
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#29
a mother****ing shark

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#30
A garder snake. Not that its venemous, but I was seven and it scared the shit out of me. I think it bit me because I was walking up the rocky hill behind my house and I didn't see it till I had almost stepped on it and I proceeded to scream really loudly , and then it bit me
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#31
i got attacked by an emu at the park.

i thought it was all over.
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#33
I was bitten by the dance bug once.

Had no effect, though.
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#35
Quote by Pr0gNut
Smart move.

I looked them up and they rate at a 9/10 on the pain index for insect stings,so be glad you didn't get tagged by the damn thing.The only wasp that freaks me out more is this thing:



It kills like 40 Japanese people a year I guess

god damn that thing is huge!

why is that person holding it?!?!
#36
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#37
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Jellyfish.

Portugese Man-of-War. (on more than one occasion)

Stingray.

The ocean and I do not get along well.

Aren't those stings lethal..?


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#38
Quote by Pr0gNut
I got bit by a Jew when I tried to feed it pork once.



Am I the only one who finds that hilarious? Ahhh, quality.

Got "bit" by an octopus once. And by "bit" I mean it was crawling all over my foot and I thought it was seaweed so I look down and there's this massive-ass octopus climbing up my leg.


FUUUUC K! *shakes desk vigorously*
#39
lucky dad was therr to strangle it
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