#1
Pit, I have just thought of the most mind boggling thing earlier today while I was getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. As the dentist was cleaning my teeth I looked up from the blinding overhead light into the mouth of my dentist as he smiled. I noticed that he has pearly white teeth, which lead me to think.

Do dentists have dentists?

If so then that would mean that there would be an endless cycle in the world of one dentist cleaning another's teeth thus leaving every dentist in the world to be connected through having dental care.

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#3
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#4
Of course dentists go to the dentist. Kinda like doctors go to other doctors when they're sick, or corrupt police officers get arrested by other police off... actually nevermind.
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#5
...Surely they'd just use the other dentists in the dentistry...It's a bit like the mind boggler about the 2 tatooists and new guy in town.
Obv, you go for the dentist with the least shiny teeth
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#7
SORRY THERE BUDDY.

You are suggesting this: Dentist A gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist B, Dentist B gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist C and so on so forth.

Now consider this: Dentist A gets his teeth by Dentist B, Dentist C also gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist B, Dentist B gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist A who also cleans Dentist D's teeth so on so forth.

So no there is no infinite cycle as there is no law preventing one dentist from cleaning exclusively one other dentists teeth. That is all.
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#8
Um, it wouldn't be never ending, the last dentist would clean the first dentists teeth.

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#9
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SORRY THERE BUDDY.

You are suggesting this: Dentist A gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist B, Dentist B gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist C.

Now consider this: Dentist A gets his teeth by Dentist B, Dentist C also gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist B, Dentist B gets his teeth cleaned by Dentist A.

So no there is no infinite cycle as there is no law preventing one dentist from cleaning exclusively one other dentists teeth. That is all.



BUT IT WOULD BE AWKWARD
#10
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BUT IT WOULD BE AWKWARD

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#11
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#12
why would it be awkward?

its the same for opticians im guessing...
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#15
I've got a better question.

What are dentists on about when they say all those letter and numbers when they look at your teeth?
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#16
And what about mailpeople? Is there a constant and never ending chain of people delivering mail to eachother? Although I suppose a P.O. box would break the chain.

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BUT IT WOULD BE AWKWARD




I lol'd hard.
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#21


Two dentists can do eachothers teeth.
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#22
maybe they just have a HUGE dentist orgy and sh'bam! clean teeth...

pass what you're taking.
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#25
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I've got a better question.

What are dentists on about when they say all those letter and numbers when they look at your teeth?



They're referencing what tooth the cavity or whatever they're looking at is.

There's a number for each tooth.

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#26
dude i have a dentist appointment today i hate it!
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#27
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Why are you capitalizing the H. Am I God?

No, by asking that question you proved you are not all knowing. I was merely being cautious not to feel your wrath.
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#28
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dude i have a dentist appointment today i hate it!


seriously; ask him where he gets his teeth checked...
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#30
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Of course dentists go to the dentist. Kinda like doctors go to other doctors when they're sick, or corrupt police officers get arrested by other police off... actually nevermind.

What about prostitutes?
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#31
Oh my god! Wouldn't doctors, barbers, optometrists and physiotherapists all have the same problem as well?
#32
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Why are you capitalizing the I? Are you... waitaminute...
#33
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What about prostitutes?
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what about toilettes cleaner ?
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#34
Maybe they have the dentist at their work do it...
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#35
can hookers get laid off?
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#37
Sounds like the Spongebob episode where he asks the mailman if mailmen have their own mailmen, or if they deliver it themselves...
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