#1
pretty much self explanatory...
your texting a lady friend and flirting and what not, how do you break the ice and get the conversation going in the direction of sexy photografias?
I mean do you just blatantly ask for nude pics?

my friends have whole collections of them from girls in our school on their phones, I just dont understand it.
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#2
Offer them nintendo games.
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#7
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hey babe
send n00dz pl0x

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#9
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Offer them nintendo games.
lawl.

Just tell her you bet her b00bs aren't as nice as [girl she hates]. Works every time.
#10
dunno why you'd bother with pics - just be yourself, be respectful and you'll have the girl - much better than pics

that or google....
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#11
"Nudes, nao!"
Tends to end up with police officers knocking on my door
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dunno why you'd bother with pics - just be yourself, be respectful and you'll have the girl - much better than pics

that or google....

This
#14
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dunno why you'd bother with pics - just be yourself, be respectful and you'll have the girl - much better than pics

that or google....

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#15
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Pretty much this, but never give away Paper Mario. Not for anything

not even for pics from two bisexual women.....not even then
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#16
you dont ask girls send them of their own accord if their that skanky.
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#18
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Pretty much this, but never give away Paper Mario. Not for anything


Coming from luigi, that sounded weird.

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lawl.

Just tell her you bet her b00bs aren't as nice as [girl she hates]. Works every time.


Hm...

hey riggidits, I bet...
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#19
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#20
how old are u? just ask them out and make a sex tape
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#21
What?

I mean... *closed* and go to the relationship thread but...

What?
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