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has this ever happened to you? you tell a joke that you think is sooo super intelligent and awesome, and all you get is weird looks?

Like when a friend of mine said "damn I hate wasps, buzzing around and getting on your nerve" and I answered "yeah, the Johnsons down the street are ****ing assholes" I got nothing but a weird look.


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Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 10, 2009,
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haha.

i giggled
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I don't get it
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I don't get it

same
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Like when a friend of mine said "damn I hate wasps, buzzing around and getting on your nerve" and I answered "yeah, the Johnsons down the street are ****ing assholes" I got nothing but a weird look.


I don't get it


And yes, it happens all the time. One time I was with my brother, his roomate and his girlfriend and we were talking about how some people move out of your way and some don't when you're walking down the street. I said I never move out of the way, even if it's a pregnant orphan woman. I said I just push them down and laugh.

Everyone just looked at me
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I don't get it


And yes, it happens all the time. One time I was with my brother, his roomate and his girlfriend and we were talking about how some people move out of your way and some don't when you're walking down the street. I said I never move out of the way, even if it's a pregnant orphan woman.

Everyone just looked at me

*looks at him*
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I don't get the Calvin and Hobbes one, I got yours though.
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Happens with 50% of my jokes
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same

Unless, the punchline is "how did the dog learn to talk?"
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I don't get it


And yes, it happens all the time. One time I was with my brother, his roomate and his girlfriend and we were talking about how some people move out of your way and some don't when you're walking down the street. I said I never move out of the way, even if it's a pregnant orphan woman. I said I just push them down and laugh.

Everyone just looked at me

I thought this thread was about sophisticated humor?
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calvin and hobbes? taking sophistication to a new level corey?
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Like when a friend of mine said "damn I hate wasps, buzzing around and getting on your nerve" and I answered "yeah, the Johnsons down the street are ****ing assholes" I got nothing but a weird look.

idungeddit

I also don't get the Calvin and Hobbes one.

I guess I'm not very "sophisticated".
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for everyone who doesn't get it, the abbreviation WASP stands for white anglo saxxon protestant.

EDIT: and about the calvin and hobbes one : "heel" is a part of the foot, but also an old-fashioned word for an idiot.
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WASP= White Anglo Saxon Protestant
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Like when a friend of mine said "damn I hate wasps, buzzing around and getting on your nerve" and I answered "yeah, the Johnsons down the street are ****ing assholes" I got nothing but a weird look.


I laughed.

I don't get the Calvin and Hobbes one though . Somewhat ashamed of that.
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If your joke is complicated to the point where other people don't get it, it's not a joke; it's a word problem.
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#18
i have the opposite problem- none of my friends(or at least, the ones i'm with most often) understand my often perverse and occasionally immature humour.

the other day, my bud was trying to put the hard top on his Jeep, and was having trouble and saying things like, 'its too big, itll never fit on here, the fit is gonna be too tight...' and so on. out of six people, i was the only one laughing uproariously.
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Your joke would be funnier if it actually was your joke and hadn't been done a billion times before in a slightly different way.
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for everyone who doesn't get it, the abbreviation WASP stands for white anglo saxxon protestant.

EDIT: and about the calvin and hobbes one : "heel" is a part of the foot, but also an old-fashioned word for an idiot.

that's not sophisticated it's just using bizarre references/words..
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If your joke is complicated to the point where other people don't get it, it's not a joke; it's a word problem.

no, in both cases I addressed it's a mere vocabulary limitation
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i have the opposite problem- none of my friends(or at least, the ones i'm with most often) understand my often perverse and occasionally immature humour.

the other day, my bud was trying to put the hard top on his Jeep, and was having trouble and saying things like, 'its too big, itll never fit on here, the fit is gonna be too tight...' and so on. out of six people, i was the only one laughing uproariously.

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WASP= White Anglo Saxon Protestant

Oh really? I didn't know that.

#24
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Your joke would be funnier if it actually was your joke and hadn't been done a billion times before in a slightly different way.

BUT THAT'S WHAT I MEAN

it's been done a freaking billion times, and most people still don't get it
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happens to me the whole time.like when i said particle physics gives me a hadron.no one laughed
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for everyone who doesn't get it, the abbreviation WASP stands for white anglo saxxon protestant.

EDIT: and about the calvin and hobbes one : "heel" is a part of the foot, but also an old-fashioned word for an idiot.


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I make jokes about history and religion a lot. Not many people really get those. Though these are people who still find farts hilarious.
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#28
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happens to me the whole time.like when i said particle physics gives me a hadron.no one laughed

I lol'd
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happens to me the whole time.like when i said particle physics gives me a hadron.no one laughed

ok that was funny
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#30
I've repeatedly told the following joke, but nobody still understands it
A man goes outside and tells his wife, "I'm going outside," and the woman says nothing.

What's not to understand?
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Maturity does that to people.


I assume you wouldnt find the situation remotely humorous?
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I've repeatedly told the following joke, but nobody still understands it
A man goes outside and tells his wife, "I'm going outside," and the woman says nothing.

What's not to understand?

It's understandable, but not funny.
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I've repeatedly told the following joke, but nobody still understands it
A man goes outside and tells his wife, "I'm going outside," and the woman says nothing.

What's not to understand?

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't get it, either. either you are much smarter than me, or have an extremely horrible sense of humor.
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I'm ashamed to admit that I don't get it, either. either you are much smarter than me, or have an extremely horrible sense of humor.

She can't hear him because he's outside. yeah it wasnt very funny
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happens to me the whole time.like when i said particle physics gives me a hadron.no one laughed


I lol'd
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happens to me the whole time.like when i said particle physics gives me a hadron.no one laughed



I laughed.
#37
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I assume you wouldnt find the situation remotely humorous?

Not to the point that I would laugh aloud, no.


"that's what she said" type humor hasn't been hilarious since 10th grade.
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She can't hear him because he's outside. yeah it wasnt very funny

What? No. She says nothing because she's surrounded by a wall of sandwiches.
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Not to the point that I would laugh aloud, no.


"that's what she said" type humor hasn't been hilarious since 10th grade.


Eh, I'll concede. Here in bum**** nowhere, its still pretty relevant.
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