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http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=77056&catid=35


JENSEN BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.


Seriously, who hasnt this happened to? If I had a nickle every time...

edit: 2-3 days ago is not an old article you hairless freaks.
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Last edited by Kensai at Aug 10, 2009,
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Those felines sure likey the kiddy porn.

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#4
I wonder if he's feline betrayed now

hahahahahaha


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edit: oh gawd...what have i started


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#5
Don't badmouth cats. Or I'll kill you.
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#6
That cat is into some freaky shit

EDIT: This picture just came to mind...

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<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
Last edited by kxy1992 at Aug 10, 2009,
#7
this must be same cat that downloaded all the childporn on MY computer...
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#8
Quote by hugh20
I wonder if he's feline betrayed now

hahahahahaha


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#9
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Kensai, this is old.


Like 2 days which is acceptable to normal people

Quote by hugh20
I wonder if he's feline betrayed now

hahahahahaha


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#12
Thus is the plan of cats to take over the world, to get every man arrested for child porn, then get the women when their not looking.
#14
I noticed the small bit about it in The Sun. I should've made the thread.
#15
This is old, Kensai I expected better from you!
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#16
My cat tried to pull something like that once

Didn't get away with it.
#17
I hope he gets taken to prison though, he should think about what he did and puuurrrge his mind.
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#18
It's totally plausible. The cat just hopped on the computer and hit a few buttons A THOUSAND TIMES.
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#20
something similar happened to me! I left the room while I was downloading music and then came back to find cat porn on my computer, my kid must've done something
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#21
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I like it when Kensai is back.

ass kisser.
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#23
Quote by Kensai
I hope he gets taken to prison though, he should think about what he did and puuurrrge his mind.




My go now

I can't believe that cat found pawn on the internet.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#24
It's the purrrrfect crime.



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#25
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I hope he gets taken to prison though, he should think about what he did and puuurrrge his mind.

God what is it with you and horribly funny puns these days?

Ah, I don't care
#28
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ass kisser.


God I hate people who think that everyone who thinks kensai is funny asskissers, asskissers generally gain something from said asskissing. What is there to gain? Quit being that kid who is jealous of the popular kid.
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#31
The 1% of /b/ who didn't have a cat yet are currently buying one.
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#32
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The 1% of /b/ who didn't have a cat yet are currently buying one.


Impossible. /b/ and pussy are non-intersecting groups.
#34
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Kensai this is old and so are you.

also you're dumb and your butt smells

I had to hear it from the internet

Meow thinks you're just jealous because of my witty puns.
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#35
Quote by Kensai
I had to hear it from the internet

Meow thinks you're just jealous because of my witty puns.

You should be sent to punitentiary for that awful joke.
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#36
It's about time they catched him!


I know, grammarfail, and overall un-punny. I coundn't think of anything else
#37
Shame it didn't land on the !

Edit: Now in fancy link form!
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#38
Quote by Kensai
I had to hear it from the internet

Meow thinks you're just jealous because of my witty puns.

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#39
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You should be sent to punitentiary for that awful joke.

if he dies he'll be sent to purrgatory

... I fail
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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