#1
Hey Pit. Every time that I go over to this friend of mine's house I always get a zit. It happens every time I spend the night there and it only happens at his house. Is there something that causes this?
#2
Maybe he rubs grease on your face while you sleep.
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Maybe he jizzes on your face while you sleep.


Actually, jizz and pee is supposed to reduce zits.
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Actually, jizz and pee is supposed to reduce zits.
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I figured it out with your mother the other day, left her face real smooth.


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Maybe he rubs grease on your face while you sleep.

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#10
I donno, maybe you eat more greays foods while being there, or its hotter there so you sweat while you sleep.
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I donno, maybe you eat more greays foods while being there, or its hotter there so you sweat while you sleep.


His room usually is really hot and sticky, but I never actually sleep while I'm there.
#13
I would'nt look here for a serious answer to your problem.

But to go with the group, perhaps he ejaculated semen from his penis onto your facial region?
#15
idk, you want to know something wierd? when i went to the beach my acne completely dissapeared, and when I got back, it began to come back again, WTF??
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His room usually is really hot and sticky
I wonder why?


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#19
Could be the airborne spores from a house fungus that lives in carpets, curtains etc.
Next time tie a plastic bag over your head before going to sleep... worked for me.
#20
hahahahah wizards?

i wasn't trying to say anything, apart from the fact that i respect your sense of humour.

Quite frankly i dont give a **** about a sig or anything.

so, if you want to think that. please kindly go **** yourself
#21
Oh man, I haven't seen wizards? around for freakin' ages.

And OP. It's stress. Trust me. I don't usually get zits, and then when my ex comes a callin' BAM, ****ing loads of 'em.

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Could be the airborne spores from a house fungus that lives in carpets, curtains etc.
Next time tie a plastic bag over your head before going to sleep... worked for me.


...That would kill him, dipshit...

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Oh man, I haven't seen wizards? around for freakin' ages.

And OP. It's stress. Trust me. I don't usually get zits, and then when my ex comes a callin' BAM, ****ing loads of 'em.


Same here,
The other day I almost shat myself when she came to my house.
#28
Quote by Megavanseelamb
His room usually is really hot and sticky, but I never actually sleep while I'm there.


i think i've heard somewhere that irregular sleep schedules (in your case, staying up all night) can result in zits, pimples, blackheads, etc.
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