#1
my friends mom is a vegetable now (she is basically just a body and her brain is dead). him and his girlfriend are really really sad right now and i just want to help. its been a really long time since ive been through this and i was wondering, what can i do to help?
#3
What thats sad, be there for them, tell them if they need anything you'll be there, ect you get my point.
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#4
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try being there for them

This.

Just ask how you can help them get through this. Then, do it.
#6
I'm very sorry about your friends mom, just try to comfort them.
#9
Just tell them that you're there for whatever they need you for, and make sure to be there for them too.
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#10
not to sound rude, but how in the hell would we know what they would want?

ask them and help as much as you can (or want).
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#11
Turn her into soup.
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#12
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my friends mom is a vegetable now (she is basically just a body and her brain is dead). him and his girlfriend are really really sad right now and i just want to help. its been a really long time since ive been through this and i was wondering, what can i do to help?


YOU'VE HAD HIS HAPPEN BEFORE?!?

Poor guy...honestly, you should really be there for the guy...that's a tough thing to go through.
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#13
just be there for them. we cant tell you what to do or say, you will just know.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


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#14
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Turn her into soup.



This is why you don't bring this to the pit.
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#16
Try not to call her a 'vegetable' I'm sure he won't appreciate it.
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#18
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I was hoping that this thread was about how your friend's mom turned into a carrot or something. That'd be way more entertaining.

a lot tastier too.
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#20
It seems to me that "vegetable" is a little unsensitive, or at least in the context you have placed it. Maybe that's somewhere to start. After one year of being in a persistent vegetative state (which is classified as a month), it is classified as Permanent Vegetative State (PVS).

Don't tell us "she is basically just a body and her brain is dead", actually look into what happened, and thoroughly understand the situation.
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It seems to me that "vegetable" is a little unsensitive, or at least in the context you have placed it. Maybe that's somewhere to start. After one year of being in a persistent vegetative state (which is classified as a month), it is classified as Permanent Vegetative State (PVS).

Don't tell us "she is basically just a body and her brain is dead", actually look into what happened, and thoroughly understand the situation.



But if you don't call her a vegetable, what material will we use for our insensitive jokes?

Also, instead of a carrot how about broccoli?
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#22
Transfer your brain into her body.
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#25
Try to be optimistic and cheerful around them. Acting sad around sad people only pulls the world into a giant mob of sadness.
#26
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Try to be optimistic and cheerful around them. Acting sad around sad people only pulls the world into a giant mob of sadness.



Or be a douche and say "look on the bright side, at least you don't have to deal with her nagging anymore..."
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#27
In the absence of Kensai, I will give a typical Kensai response:

My vegetable is basically my friend's mom.
#29
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Not a plain carrot, though. That'd be gross.


Unless you could... skin that carrot?
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#30
If you really wanna help, bring some ranch dressing, and put her out of her misery. Mmmmm, salad.
#31
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In the absence of Kensai, I will give a typical Kensai response:

My vegetable is basically my friend's mom.

You remember in the Muppet Show when Fozzy Bear would get tomatoes thrown at him while Statler and Waldorf would make jokes about how much he sucked?

That's what your joke reminded me of. Not Kensai.
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#32
I'm not really much of a vegetable person. I really just eat corn and baked potatoes as far as vegetables go.
#33
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You remember in the Muppet Show when Fozzy Bear would get tomatoes thrown at him while Statler and Waldorf would make jokes about how much he sucked?

That's what your joke reminded me of. Not Kensai.


What's the difference?