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The UG Awards

Thanks to Colohue, element4433 and nightraven for their help


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USER AWARDS

User of the Year
GOLD: ctb (11) / SomeoneYouKnew (11)
SILVER:CoreysMonster (10)
BRONZE: metaldud536 (9)

Chat***** of the Year
GOLD: esther_mouse (4) / Carmel (4) / Rincewind (4)
SILVER:imdeth (2) / Kensai (2) / mack65 (2)
BRONZE: All single votes.

Veteran User of the Year (2001-2005)
GOLD: ctb (23)
SILVER:CoreysMonster (12)
BRONZE: Kensai (8)

n00b of the Year
GOLD: Lt. Shinysides (31)
SILVER:JacobTheMe (6)
BRONZE: Nietsche (5)

Most Attractive Male user
GOLD: Kensai (15)
SILVER:rabidguitarist (13)
BRONZE: Dreadnought (4)

Most Attractive Female User
GOLD: woMANintheBOX19 (12)
SILVER:Carmel (9)
BRONZE: .iplayaguitar. (5) / vintage x metal (5)

Funniest User
GOLD: Kensai (25)
SILVER:metaldud536 (10)
BRONZE: entity0009 (7)

User with the Best Advice
GOLD: SomeoneYouKnew (29)
SILVER:Ur all $h1t (4)
BRONZE: Jackal58 (3) / Kensai (3) / xwearesinking (3)

Friendliest User
GOLD: coryklok (10)
SILVER:ctb (6) / SomeoneYouKnew (6)
BRONZE: MikeyElite (3) / Slacker Babbath (3) / TheReverend724 (3)

Darwin Award
GOLD: heaven's gate (24)
SILVER:Fassa_Albrecht (5)
BRONZE: my_pony_bit_me (4)

Biggest Cam*****
GOLD: RevaM1ssP1ss (11)
SILVER:rabidguitarist (10)
BRONZE: Primusfan (3)

Biggest Grammar Nazi
GOLD: Meths (11)
SILVER:SomeoneYouKnew (3)
BRONZE: LordBishek (2) / soulflyV (2)

Biggest Ego
GOLD: Meths (17)
SILVER:Kensai (11)
BRONZE: Primusfan (5)

Biggest Troll
GOLD: Fassa_Albrecht (17)
SILVER:my_pony_bit_me (13)
BRONZE: Meths (7)

Biggest Elitist
GOLD: Meths (11)
SILVER:Fassa_Albrecht (4)
BRONZE: Jack Off Jill (3) / nightraven (3)

User You’d Like to see Banned Forever
GOLD: Fassa_Albrecht (13)
SILVER:Kensai (8)
BRONZE: my_pony_bit_me (6)

Spammer of the Year
GOLD: Kensai (9)
SILVER:my_pony_bit_me (4)
BRONZE: Fassa_Albrecht (3)

Best UG “Couple”
GOLD: trash_pixie + nick Dixon (10)
SILVER:esther_mouse + Connorhd (7)
BRONZE: wiggyisgreat + redh0tchilip3pp (5)

Best “Retired” User
GOLD: ZeGuitarist (36)
SILVER:Jackal58 (10)
BRONZE: Harmonius (7) / heaven's gate (7)

Best Avatar
GOLD: CoreysMonster (13)
SILVER:Carmel (5) / Kensai (5)
BRONZE: DirtyMakik (4) / PaintITblack39 (4)

Best Signature
GOLD: imdeth (7)
SILVER:Kensai (5)
BRONZE: ctb (4) / soulflyV (4)

Best Username
GOLD: Myfirstpubes (25)
SILVER:fail (8)
BRONZE: fumb-duck (3) / WTF!!is a TAB (3)

Best Guitarist
GOLD: buckethead_jr (3) / rock freebase (3) / Steve The Plank (3)
SILVER:destinzock (2) / Dreadnought (2) / Freepower (2) / Portuguese_boy (2) / ZeGuitarist (2)
BRONZE: All single votes.

Best Bassist
GOLD: Deliriumbassist (21)
SILVER:Primusfan (3)
BRONZE: Primus2112 (2)

Best Vocalist
GOLD: Carmel (8)
SILVER:rabidguitarist (7)
BRONZE: betty boop (4)

Best MS Paint/Photoshop Skillz
GOLD: ctb (24)
SILVER:entity0009 (21)
BRONZE: Rockin Rob (9)

Best UG Club/Group
GOLD: Secret Llama Society (3) / TPR Fellowship (3) / UG Missile Silo (3) / UG Underground (3)
SILVER:Cult of Emonocle (2) / FREE THE PEAR (2) / Pokemon HOF (2) / Progheads (2) / Secret Society for Awesome Users (2) / Spotify (2) / The Alliance of Amicable 08ers (2) / The Neon Genesis Evangelion Group (2) / users will cool usernames (2)
BRONZE: All single votes.

Best Threadstarter
GOLD: CoreysMonster (27)
SILVER:DirtyMakik (3) / imdeth (3) / Ur all $hit (3)
BRONZE: Carmel (2) / heaven's gate (2) / Radomu (2) / RazorTheAwesome (2)

Worst Threadstarter
GOLD: Fassa_Albrecht (24)
SILVER:Radomu (15)
BRONZE: Conservationist (2) / petrina_678 (2) / Union Jake (2)

Most Frequent User
GOLD: Kensai (8)
SILVER:CoreysMonster (7) / Lt. Shinysides (7)
BRONZE: ctb (5)

Most Improved User
GOLD: Magero (5)
SILVER:blandguitar (4)
BRONZE: CoreysMonster (3) / King Twili (3)

Most Prolific Reporter
GOLD: ctb (22)
SILVER:my_pony_bit_me (13)
BRONZE: MH400 (3) / SomeoneYouKnew (3)

Most Likely to Become Famous (for one reason or another&hellip
GOLD: rabidguitarist (17)
SILVER:Kensai (14)
BRONZE: Steve The Plank (6)

Most Likely to Become a Serial Killer
GOLD: Kensai (9)
SILVER:Carmel (6)
BRONZE: rabidguitarist (3) / SomeoneYouKnew (3) / Vornik (3)

Most Annoying User
GOLD: Fassa_Albrecht (10)
SILVER:Lt. Shinysides (7) / my_pony_bit_me (7)
BRONZE: JacobTheMe (6)

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FORUM AWARDS

Favourite Forum
GOLD: The Pit (73)
SILVER:GG & A (8) / GB & C (8)
BRONZE: Alt/Indie (5) / Modern Rock (5)

Best Thread
GOLD: fffffuuuuuuu (6) / You Laugh You Lose (6)
SILVER:The Jim Thread (4)
BRONZE: “Caught my dad with my girlfriend” (3)

Best Pit Moment
GOLD: heaven’s gate (17)
SILVER:night of the pear (4)
BRONZE: mass bans (2)

Biggest 'Fail' Moment
GOLD: Carmel’s right arm (7)
SILVER:heaven’s gate (4)
BRONZE: 5th fret (3) / photoChops (3) / Fassa_Albrecht (3) / $115 killswitch (3) / brang a knife (3)

Most Misplaced Thread Topic
GOLD: Guitar thread in the pit (10)
SILVER:Advertising (4)
BRONZE: Relationship advice (3)

Best Phrase
GOLD: “cool story bro” (13)
SILVER:“I am 12 and what is this” (5)
BRONZE: “brang” (4) / “reported” (4)

Worst Phrase
GOLD: “cool story bro” (21)
SILVER:“cum blood” (5)
BRONZE: “I am 12 and what is this” (4) / “RIP Dime” (4) / “Searchbar” (4)

Most Common FOTB Excuse
GOLD: Brother (44)
SILVER:Drunk (4)
BRONZE: I didn’t know (3)

Most Overdone Topics
GOLD: Shoop threads (16)
SILVER:YouTube videos (7)
BRONZE: Relationship (6)

Most Frequently Asked Question in the Pit
GOLD: How to change sig (4) / Penis (4) / Relationship (4) / Medical advice (4)
SILVER:How to post a picture (3) / I’m bored (3)
BRONZE: Pics (2) 4chan (2)

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MOD + Column Cleaner AWARDS

Favourite Mod
GOLD: daytripper75 (19)
SILVER:Carmel (17)
BRONZE: ZanasCross (13)

Meanest Mod
GOLD: Carmel (42)
SILVER:Primusfan (6)
BRONZE: FrenchyFungus (4)

Softest Mod
GOLD: Carmel (10)
SILVER:Deliriumbassist (7)
BRONZE: daytripper (5)

Best New Mod
GOLD: InvaderJim (10)
SILVER:Deliriumbassist (7) / meh! (7) / MikeyElite (7)
BRONZE: uhh_me? (5)

Most Disappointing Resignation
GOLD: j0nmcc (5)
SILVER:Dirk Gently (3) / Confusius (3) / xifr (3)
BRONZE: UtbDan (2)

The Next Mod Will Be...
GOLD: ctb (17)
SILVER:SomeoneYouKnew (13)
BRONZE: aig91 (4)

Favourite CC
GOLD: aig91 (11)
SILVER:Confusius (10)
BRONZE: element4433 (8)

Best New CC
GOLD: nightraven (19)
SILVER:Colohue (5)
BRONZE: element4433 (2)

Next person to be CC’d will be…
GOLD: jimmy_neutron (4)
SILVER:wiggyisgreat (2)
BRONZE: Craigo (1) / Gunpowder (1)

The best colour for the CCs’ names would be…
GOLD: Pink (24)
SILVER:Purple (12)
BRONZE: Rainbow (8)

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PROFILE AWARDS

Best profile
GOLD: ctb (9)
SILVER:Carmel (7) / PiCSeL (7)
BRONZE: \m/[-_-]\m/ (2) / aig91 (2) / Connorhd (2) / MushroomBomb (2) / TheMidasTouch (2)

Best Blogs
GOLD: Carmel (23)
SILVER:Craigo (7)
BRONZE: el-ECTRO (4) / SlackerBabbath (4)

Best MP3s
GOLD: rabidguitarist (8)
SILVER:ZeGuitarist (5)
BRONZE: Dreadnought (4)

Best Gear
GOLD: matrixclaw (2) / nightraven (2) / xwearesinking (2)
SILVER+BRONZE: All single votes.

Best Pictures
GOLD: Kensai (15)
SILVER:.iplayaguitar. (3) / divid3d (3)
BRONZE: All single votes.

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CONTENT AWARDS

Best Column / Column Series
Disbelief (1)
Guitargasm! (1)
Hit The Lights (1)
Riot Band Blues (1)
UG Story (1)
Ultimate Guide To Guitar (1)

Best Lesson / Lesson Series
GOLD: The Ultimate Guide To Guitar (6)
SILVER:Sweep Picking/Ambient Music (1)

Best Reviewer
GOLD: UG Team (2)
SILVER:Amy Kelly (1) / Reviewer Pete (1) / Zappp (1)

Worst Reviewer
GOLD: UG team (1)

Most infamous news topic
GOLD: MJ (7)
SILVER:Guitar Hero (3)
BRONZE: Slash's Mother (2)

Strangest column/lesson
Socky The Pirate (1)
Chinese Democracy (April Fools) (1)
Omnium Gatherum Interview (1)

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GENERAL UG AWARDS

Best Contest
GOLD: MS Paint (7)
SILVER:Carmel love song (5) / UG Awards (5)
BRONZE: All single votes.

Best New Feature
GOLD: Widgets (32)
SILVER:Personal Stickies (17)
BRONZE: Hugh Gee (3)

Best Widget
GOLD: Community Updates (10)
SILVER:Criminal Status (9)
BRONZE: Community Pulse (8)

Best Russian
GOLD: zappp (31)
SILVER:Till From Kenig (25)
BRONZE: PiCSeL (21)

CONGRATULATIONS!
This is not a pipe
#8
when were awards given out?
i missed alll this stuff i think
I shouldn't post when drunk..



07 LTD MH400NT SD SH2/SH5
15 Jackson SLATHX-m 3-7 Slime green
Squier std tele (modded to hell)

Engl Powerball
Laney Ironheart 60h
Zilla Superfatboy 2x12 v30's

Pedals
#11
Yay I won...wait, nevermind...

But I'm part of the Carmel love song contest, so I have a partial silver...I guess

And I was part of the MS Paint '09 contest...so partial gold
Quote by brandon369852
lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
~ Jimi Hendrix

UG Backing Track Band
UG Rock Opera
Check out my songs for it

Currently e-single. Hit me up ladies
#12
Quote by paintITblack39
i got a bronze for best avatar!

it's about time i win something.


I love your damn avatar

Also, i won something!
#16
Well this is bull****...

No but really, Congratulations to all!

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LedDaveZeppelin, You are so awesome.
#17
Technically I got silver......

Right?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
Quote by Venice King
Meanest Mod
GOLD: Carmel (42)

AND...
Favourite Mod
SILVER:Carmel (17)


Pretty impressive combination, imho.
Quote by ZanasCross
I only got third?!

I should ban everyone who voted for someone other than me.
Do it!!!!


I'm safe. I voted for you. :p
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Aug 10, 2009,
#21
not only that, carmel got both meanest AND softest mod gold

thanks for voting me best threadstarter!

EDIT: dammit, one vote away from user of the year!


next year, I'll show you all!! muahahahahaha

*swishes cape and twirls mustache while dissappearing into the night*

EDIT2: holy crap, missed a whole bunch of awards I got

User of the Year
SILVER:CoreysMonster (10)
Veteran User of the Year (2001-2005)
SILVER:CoreysMonster (12)
Best Avatar
GOLD: CoreysMonster (13)
Best Threadstarter
GOLD: CoreysMonster (27)
Most Frequent User
SILVER:CoreysMonster (7)
Most Improved User
BRONZE: CoreysMonster (3)

HELL YEAH MOTHER****ER
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 10, 2009,
#24
Quote by cornmancer
and she won gold for softest mod
I think some of the voters had a different interpretation of "soft" .
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#28
Once again, I don't get anything.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#29
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Once again, I don't get anything.

If there was an award for "Best prank call receiver (recipient?)", you'd get it man.
🙈 🙉 🙊
Last edited by entity0009 at Aug 10, 2009,
#30
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Once again, I don't get anything.
well, you get something ...
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#32
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
well, you get something ...

That will suffice.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#33
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Once again, I don't get anything.

I didn't get anything either heck I didn't even get nominated for anything, except when I nominated myself for worst thread starter.
Last edited by cornmancer at Aug 10, 2009,
#38
Yay I'm favorite mod! Also third softest!!!! My ban hammer is about to get a healthy workout now. I don't want to be soft!
#39
I seriously was looking for my name, hoping i would get a win in something. But i knew good and well i didn't get a single nomination.

Oh well, guess there is always next year...

KLH & KGB
11/28/09
Last edited by KGB_INC at Aug 10, 2009,