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#1
has anyone else heard about this film or seen the trailer, please someone tell me that you are horrified by it because if i hear vanessa hudgens say "lets start shredding" one more time im going to start hurling my **** around like an enraged monkey
#2
this movie is the death of ska.

also, i saw the trailer where it says "this is my name(sa5m), the 5 is silent"...disney is f*cking stupid
#4
Quote by metaladdict123
has anyone else heard about this film or seen the trailer, please someone tell me that you are horrified by it because if i hear vanessa hudgens say "lets start shredding" one more time im going to start hurling my **** around like an enraged monkey

tell me you wouldnt wanna shred all up and down her neck???


either way, i saw the poster when i was at the mall with my gf, and i kid you not, i blurted out these words "Goddamn *****, why the **** does she get a flying V, bitch cant even play...stupid slut"

To the chagrin of everyone in the food court
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#5
The Sa5m thing makes me want to shove five dildos consecutively up that girls anal cavity.

Then fornicate with her earlobe.

Without lube!

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#6
Gonna suck,
gonna make 'rockstar look' in with the slut crowd.

Meh, better than 'vamp'
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#7
I love how enraged people get about lines in a movie they don't need to see spoken by actors who have no influence on their lives.
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#8
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tell me you wouldnt wanna shred all up and down her neck??

i'd shred her neck... with a knife.
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...


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#9
Eh, I'm not too bothered by it because I passed it off as another "Disney Kid" flick....but when I heard after the trailer that it would have a preview to "New Moon", I was like:

I can't stand this Twilight madness....
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#10
DISNEY CAN **** MY ******* **** THOSE STUPID ******* ***********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 5 consecutive dildo thing is brilliant though. And Has Vanessa Hudgins really used the term shredding?!?!

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#12
Link please?
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#13
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i'd shred her neck... with a knife.



I'll help.
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#14
haha all that people that want to see that should go see taking woodstock now thats going to be a good movie


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#15
I don't really care. It's not like people are gonna think I work for disney becaus I play music. Actually, it'd be hilarious if they did.
#16
At least it's not another School of Rock rip off?

I'm looking at you, The Rocker.

no.
#17
Quote by ryan_nadon
i'd shred her neck... with a knife.

If by knife you mean penis, and by shred you mean sex

then im soo with you
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#19
Quote by diofan88
If by knife you mean penis, and by shred you mean sex

then im soo with you


+1.

That's what she's here for.
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#20
Quote by NintendoFan123
haha all that people that want to see that should go see taking woodstock now thats going to be a good movie


wwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooo for drugs peace and badass music


+1

Taking Woodstock is going to be great, along with It Might Get Loud
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#22
Quote by diofan88
Goddamn *****, why the **** does she get a fender telecaster deluxe, bitch cant even play...stupid slut
fix'd for me

Here's the poster:


And is it just me or do they look like twins
I have a ponytail fetish.
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Last edited by AntiG3 at Aug 10, 2009,
#23
about the flying v i thought the smae thing on the stupid kids bop commercial
why the hell does that kid get a king v he's just gonna carry it on his back
Originally Posted by TeenBite
Pfft, you all with your big shredding solos. I just play pinch harmonics, then play the same note again without a pinch harmonic. Everyone is like "teh fook?!".
#24
Quote by ryan_nadon
i'd shred her neck... with a knife.
I'd shred her vagina...with my penis.


Also, I actually kind of want to see it now, since apparently David Bowie is in it


Edit: Also,


meh
kill all humans
Last edited by alaskan_ninja at Aug 10, 2009,
#25
Quote by ryan_nadon
i'd shred her neck... with a knife.

mmmm
kinky
Quote by AntiG3
fix'd for me

Here's the poster:


And is it just me or do they look like twins

hmm
i dunno
his hair is way curlier, and his facial structure is way different than hers
Last edited by sporkman7 at Aug 10, 2009,
#26
Quote by pacsabbath25
about the flying v i thought the smae thing on the stupid kids bop commercial
why the hell does that kid get a king v he's just gonna carry it on his back



It's like strats. Every gay "rock" rip off clothing line or t.v. show has a Stratocaster on it, when they can't even tell the difference from a Fender strat or an ESP Double cut away.
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Claudio Sanchez is my hero.
#27
and lol her shredding is playing some pop song
Originally Posted by TeenBite
Pfft, you all with your big shredding solos. I just play pinch harmonics, then play the same note again without a pinch harmonic. Everyone is like "teh fook?!".
#28
Quote by AntiG3
fix'd for me



DUDE!!!
the second slut in the movie had some crazy tele, i was like "Wow, im not a tele man, but that thing is tits:"


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#29
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Also, I actually kind of want to see it now, since apparently David Bowie is in it



WHAT.
NO.

no.
#30
Quote by AntiG3
fix'd for me

Here's the poster:


And is it just me or do they look like twins





What a nice Tele to be ruined.....
I'm back. Cower in fear, mortals.

Claudio Sanchez is my hero.
#31
i really hate hannah montana though she has like 5 guitars worth $1000 + and she never uses them on stage what a poser
Originally Posted by TeenBite
Pfft, you all with your big shredding solos. I just play pinch harmonics, then play the same note again without a pinch harmonic. Everyone is like "teh fook?!".
#32
Quote by pacsabbath25
and lol her shredding is playing some pop song



VH: "LOOK! I"M SHREDDING"

Truth: She just learned how to play a D power chord.
I'm back. Cower in fear, mortals.

Claudio Sanchez is my hero.
#33
and i will give cudos to the person who finds the innuendo in that poster lol
Originally Posted by TeenBite
Pfft, you all with your big shredding solos. I just play pinch harmonics, then play the same note again without a pinch harmonic. Everyone is like "teh fook?!".
#35
Quote by pacsabbath25
and i will give cudos to the person who finds the innuendo in that poster lol



Where's the dude's hands?


EDIT: No wait, the part where it says coming soon.
I'm back. Cower in fear, mortals.

Claudio Sanchez is my hero.
#36
Quote by ryan_nadon
i'd shred her neck... with a knife.


Wait! Lemme screw her first

Without a condum




#37
Quote by diofan88
tell me you wouldnt wanna shred all up and down her neck???


either way, i saw the poster when i was at the mall with my gf, and i kid you not, i blurted out these words "Goddamn *****, why the **** does she get a flying V, bitch cant even play...stupid slut"

To the chagrin of everyone in the food court


You said this in front of your girlfriend and she hasn't dumped you yet?
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#38
i wonder if one of vanessa hudgens's new "leaked" nude photos will have a flying v in it. with every new movie there could be a new prop
#39
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this movie is the death of ska.

also, i saw the trailer where it says "this is my name(sa5m), the 5 is silent"...disney is f*cking stupid

The worst part was when one of my friend's saw the trailer he said that he's going to start writing his name like that except with a 6 in the middle.
#40
cudos goes to kosh lol
Originally Posted by TeenBite
Pfft, you all with your big shredding solos. I just play pinch harmonics, then play the same note again without a pinch harmonic. Everyone is like "teh fook?!".