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#2
zombie?
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#4
The family was given a death certificate and a cardboard box with the baby's name scribbled on the outside which served as a makeshift coffin.




Was it bad that I giggled after reading that?
*is going to hell*
#5
the bird is the word.
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#10
just made a whole new world of dead baby jokes
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#11
Wait, what I don't understand is why they didn't eat it as soon as it was declared dead.
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I really ought to get my username changed...
#12
damn alien zombies, get your aluminum foil hats everybody
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#14
Quote by Tire Me.
totally thought this was a troll thread.

Sounds like a plot for a bad horror movie, mom tries to abort baby, baby comes back and aborts her...

you can't abort me!!!! MUAH HA HAHA yaya evil baby laugh
#20
Quote by Flippy Floppy


nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHYY!!


That has to be the biggest joke on the parents

Your kids dead, no wait hes alive, just kidding hes really dead this time.
#21
Quote by Flippy Floppy


Are they sure this time?
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#22
Quote by Guitarfreak777


That has to be the biggest joke on the parents

Your kids dead, no wait hes alive, just kidding hes really dead this time.

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I really ought to get my username changed...
#23
Quote by Flippy Floppy


Am I going to this non-existant "Hell" for laughing at this
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#25
Quote by Flippy Floppy



right, they think we'll fall for that one again
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#26
Wait, so he died after all? Aw..
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#27
Quote by guylee
the parents are never gonna believe he's dead...

I can see it now...
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your child has died."
Parents: "Nah uuuuuuuh."
Doctor: "No really, he's dead."
Parents:
#28
You're all going to hell for this!
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#29
Quote by Tire Me.
totally thought this was a troll thread.

Sounds like a plot for a bad horror movie, mom tries to abort baby, baby comes back and aborts her...




It is a nice story, though. I'm happy for the family. I sorta know what that's like to have a child die, my parents had a child that died at 6 months old before I was born, and my cousin and his wife had a girl who was born premature and died at 4 months old
#30
Quote by delicious
I can see it now...
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your child has died."
Parents: "Nah uuuuuuuh."
Doctor: "No really, he's dead."
Parents: We are dissapoint

FIX'd


Quote by dudius


It is a nice story, though. I'm happy for the family. I sorta know what that's like to have a child die, my parents had a child that died at 6 months old before I was born, and my cousin and his wife had a girl who was born premature and died at 4 months old



Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
Last edited by Aerokizzombie at Aug 10, 2009,
#31
^

Stupid doctors, I'm blaming them for letting the baby die... or creating zombies

EDIT: Actually, I really DO think it was the doctors. I mean, it died at the hospital the first time, and when it left it came back to life. Then it went back to the hospital and died AGAIN
"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
Last edited by kxy1992 at Aug 10, 2009,
#32
Quote by Aerokizzombie




my thoughts exactly. I may be an "evil bastard"... but FFS, man...

KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#33
Aww.. that sucks for the family.
Sending a dummy to my God.

Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.
#34
****in zombie jew babies gonna take over the world...

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#35
Quote by Tire Me.
totally thought this was a troll thread.

Sounds like a plot for a bad horror movie, mom tries to abort baby, baby comes back and aborts her...


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Aliens don't exist. I live on Mars, and I can assure you that there is no life here.



I hijacked this!
#36
lol tomorrow you'll see another one that says "baby comes back alive again, jesus christ just pick something"
up for adoption

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Shallow and pedantic

#39
The End Is Nigh?
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

...
#40
Quote by whitenihilist
Was it bad that I giggled after reading that?
*is going to hell*


its asking to be laughed at
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