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#1
Apparently I'll be able to watch Miley on a stripper pole tonight on the Teen Choice Awards.







http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/10/miley-cyrus-teen-choice-p_n_255338.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1205498/Miley-Cyrus-16-shows-pole-dancing-skills-Teen-Choice-Awards.html

BTW that will be the only thing I'll be watching on the teen choice awards.


So, uh, what do you think Pit?

Too slutty, if there is such a thing?
#2
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Apparently I'll be able to watch Miley on a stripper pole tonight on the Teen Choice Awards.







http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/10/miley-cyrus-teen-choice-p_n_255338.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1205498/Miley-Cyrus-16-shows-pole-dancing-skills-Teen-Choice-Awards.html

BTW that will be the only thing I'll be watching on the teen choice awards.


So, uh, what do you think Pit?

Too slutty, if there is such a thing?


/WIN.
#3
This is now the official "Taking bets for when Miley Cyrus first makes a porno" thread.

I say August 23rd, 2012.
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#4
does her dad feel awkward when he watches her do these things?
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#5
She can be on my pole if she wants.
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#8
she has to entertain the audience somehow
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#9
Do not want.

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#12
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This is now the official "Taking bets for when Miley Cyrus first makes a porno" thread.

I say August 23rd, 2012.

Has Selena Gomez made a porno yet, I would actually watch that. Tell me if Miley has a nipple slip tonight. Otherwise I'll skip, she's just not that hot.
Last edited by cornmancer at Aug 10, 2009,
#15
she cant sing for ****ttt
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Quote by ScottElwood
This is now the official "Taking bets for when Miley Cyrus first makes a porno" thread.

I say August 23rd, 2012.

Woo, the day I turn 20

I bet my little cousins will want to have a pole installed in their room now
#22
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Is she packing heat in the third pic?

I don't know about her, but I sure am...
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#23
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Is she packing heat in the third pic?

First Lady Ga Ga then this chick?! I smell a hermaphrodite conspiracy!
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#25
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well this was misleading...

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#29
Sweet! im still a minor i can watch it and NOT feel ashamed!
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#30
She is such a ****ing *****.
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#34
This is a great success.... for my ****.
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#36
What has the music world become...
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#38
So begins the cusp of an adolescent female in the spotlight. Once singing cute songs and scribbling flowers on a diary, now dressing in filthy attire and twirling on poles. We may now await the scandals, drug addictions, breakdowns, arrests, affairs, and ultimately the sad perpetual downfall of yet another pathetic and undeserving little cretin. Little girls grow up so fast!
#39
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What has the music world become...


there is a huge difference between the music world, and the disney world.
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