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#1
Do you know what the problem with balloons is? Well:

1) With balloons blown up by people, they sink too fast and they're pretty lame.
2) With balloons blown up by a helium (an helium) pump, they float away if you accidentally let.

So, here's what I propose be done:

We find the gas that weighs the closest in between them, and fill balloons up with that. Then, if it floats away still, find the gas between that one and oxygen; but, if it sinks, find the gas between that one and helium. Then, we'll repeat those steps until we find the gas that doesn't float away or sink and deflate.

Sounds like a plan?!?!
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#3
wat?
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#5
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Fill balloons with argon. Inhale. Profit.


You're gonna have to tell me what Argon is...

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#6
or...you could put a small balloon weight on the string.

aaaannddd profit.
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#7
So you want to find the balance between helium and oxygen so that a balloon will stay in the exact spot you put it? We used to do that at work until kids kept stealing them.
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So you want to find the balance between helium and oxygen so that a balloon will stay in the exact spot you put it? We used to do that at work until kids kept stealing them.



Really? What was the balance? I need to know this.

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So we're going for balloons that hover?

fvcking kvlt.


I know, right?!?!
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You're gonna have to tell me what Argon is...




It's heavier than air. It will make your voice a lot deeper until you run out of energy and our oxygen. Since it's heavier you'll have a hard time exhaling it and most likely die.
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It's heavier than air. It will make your voice a lot deeper until you run out of energy and our oxygen. Since it's heavier you'll have a hard time exhaling it and most likely die.


Oh damn.
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#15
What what would you do with said balloons? Hands-free kissing practice?
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What what would you do with said balloons? Hands-free kissing practice?



Nah, I'm dating the most beautiful girl ever. And I don't need practice, either.
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Really? What was the balance? I need to know this.


Dunno, it's been a few years since we were allowed to do it all I know is that we measured it in seconds.

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Why wouldn't you just be able to turn upside down so you could exhale it easier?
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#19
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Nah, I'm dating the most beautiful girl ever. And I don't need practice, either.


We'll definitely take your word for it.

pics?
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#20
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We'll definitely take your word for it.

pics?


No, she wouldn't like that. But oh well, I don't need your guys' approval. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway, what may be beautiful to me, may not be beautiful to you.
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No, she wouldn't like that. But oh well, I don't need your guys' approval. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway, what may be beautiful to me, may not be beautiful to you.



oh. she must be fat.
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#25
She's not a cow, haha, she's like a size 3...

but how would half air and helium work?
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#26
I saw a movie about a sentiel red balloon who befriends a littleboy, other child are angered by this union and murder the balloon, in reaction a vengeful ballon community attack the mob of children resulting in a bloodbath.
#27
Blow it up slightly and then fill the rest with helium.

Do some maths and whatnot to figure out what volume of each will be required.

Edit: ^ Damn
I think it's time for a change.



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#28
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No, she wouldn't like that. But oh well, I don't need your guys' approval. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway, what may be beautiful to me, may not be beautiful to you.

Don't take it seriously, especially since you're like 6 yrs younger than me.
that would be creepy, if I meant it..
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#29
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I saw a movie about a sentiel red balloon who befriends a littleboy, other child are angered by this union and murder the balloon, in reaction a vengeful ballon community attack the mob of children resulting in a bloodbath.


I saw this thing were a pink starfish and a yellow sponge stole a balloon, and they accidentally popped it on their way to giving it back, and they turn themselves into the police, and the police put them in the jail cell for about half a minute and let them out because it was Free Balloon Day.
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#31
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I saw this thing were a pink starfish and a yellow sponge stole a balloon, and they accidentally popped it on their way to giving it back, and they turn themselves into the police, and the police put them in the jail cell for about half a minute and let them out because it was Free Balloon Day.

/Spongebobreference
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#32
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I saw this thing were a pink starfish and a yellow sponge stole a balloon, and they accidentally popped it on their way to giving it back, and they turn themselves into the police, and the police put them in the jail cell for about half a minute and let them out because it was Free Balloon Day.


Was that Sponge Bob or another show?
#33
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Haha, yup!
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#34
but half the fun is watching them fly away or trying to catch one that's almost out of reach
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#36
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You know that people breathe out carbon dioxide, not oxygen, right?


That isn't what they taught us in my creationist science class..
They said we breathe in jesus' 'O' gasps, and breathe out mary magdalen's, the *****.
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#37
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You know that people breathe out carbon dioxide, not oxygen, right?


Well since our respiration isn't perfect we breathe out carbon dioxide, oxygen and whatever else we inhale.
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#38
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You know that people breathe out carbon dioxide, not oxygen, right?



Not nececelery, I breathe out Radon.
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