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#1
So pit, if I sneak out tonight I will get sex. But if I get caught I will be in deep ****.
Should I do it? My parents are kinda strict but idk what they would do. If you rea my previous thread about my adoption situation could i use that as an excuse to misbehave?

So thoughts?
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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#2
Do it...And don't get caught. Be quiet. Be a ninja like me.
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#5
Go get some pussy.

My house is painfully easy to sneak out of but I never do it for some reason.
#6
well if you are a virgin then yes.

you will have the story of sneaking out and gettin laid for the first time for the rest of your life.

lose virginity>grounded for a week.

and its gonna really suck if you sneak out, get no sex, and get caught hope this doesnt happen to you buddy
#8
Listen to your parents maybe? All the cool kids are doing it.
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#9
just do it
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#10
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well if you are a virgin then yes.

you will have the story of sneaking out and gettin laid for the first time for the rest of your life.

lose virginity>grounded for a week.

and its gonna really suck if you sneak out, get no sex, and get caught hope this doesnt happen to you buddy


You've effectively scared him from sneaking out now. Well played.
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#12
I will have to use my car. But I only have my permit.

sporkEDIT: Yes I am a virgin.
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#13
The pit will always tell you to go for sex. Remember that.

But I think you should do whatever you think is best. A one time thing to lose your virginity (if you haven't already) and possibly get into deep shit, or just waiting for another chance when it won't be as dangerous. Whatever you want, really.

And no, adoption is not an excuse to misbehave.
I think it's time for a change.



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#14
Is she fat?? If shes fat you better not.

If shes a hot skinny blonde with a tight poodie-poo then put on your sneaking suit, load your socom and metal gear solid your way out the door!

Push your car down the road before you start it lol

Oh yeah and always remember...

If your not going to wrap it, Stay home and whack it!
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#15
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You've effectively scared him from sneaking out now. Well played.



i see you finally learned how to spell "scared"

#16
If your grandma (mom, aunt? Whatever) stops you, just be Unforgivable. "Bitch! I'm gonna get my dick wet."

If it's your grandpa, he'll understand.
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#17
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i see you finally learned how to spell "scared"



English is my second language, give me a break.
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#18
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English is my second language, give me a break.


just consider yourself lucky that you actually have two languages you can speak.

i'd give an arm and a leg to be bilingual.
#20
Just be prepared to accept any consequences, given there be any.

That's the golden rule for any kind of decisionmaking.
But since there's sex involved, I would say go for it.
#21
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Looks like you'll be knee deep in something either way.

ololol


"Balls-deep" would have been the more adequate experession.
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#22
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"Balls-deep" would have been the more adequate experession.


thats what i was thinking too lol
#23
Do it.

EDIT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WASTING TIME IN THE PIT?!
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#24
You can tell who's a virgin in this thread and who isn't.
I think it's time for a change.



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#25
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So pit, if I sneak out tonight I will get sex. But if I get caught I will be in deep ****.

i read up to here.

sex without a doubt.
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I waited for the rape.

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#26
Deep vagina or deep ****, you decide.
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#28
Well plans off sorry guys. We just realized her dog would bark and wake up her parents
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#29
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You can tell who's a virgin in this thread and who isn't.

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#30
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Well plans off sorry guys. We just realized her dog would bark and wake up her parents

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#31
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I think it's time for a change.



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#32
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Deep vagina or deep ****, you decide.


Grotesquely true.
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#33
Why doesn't she just sneak out too....

Then you drive down the road a bit in your car into a secluded area and get it on.
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#35
Lol. That just means she doesn't want to **** dude. Sorry to tell you.
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#36
Come back at like 6 in the morning and if they ask where you were just say you went to waffle house for breakfast with some friends.
#37
Quote by alexpalka23
Lol. That just means she doesn't want to **** dude. Sorry to tell you.


Im the one that pointed out that her dog would bark.
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#38
Quote by alexpalka23
Lol. That just means she doesn't want to **** dude. Sorry to tell you.

naw, she stills wants to ****, just not with him.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#39
Quote by sporkface
Im the one that pointed out that her dog would bark.


Good work.
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#40
Quote by shut_up_n00b
Listen to your parents maybe? All the cool kids are doing it.

He wants to have sex, not listen to other people having it...least of all his parents.

oh, hmm...I may have misinterpreted something....nah.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
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