#1
Found out somebody stole my grill...Who does that? What, they were hungry for steak and decided that they would rather make it themselves but found out they don't have a grill? Haha. This made me laugh. Thoughts? Why would you steal a grill, if you would.
#3
great first response.

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#4
Nice first response.

And no, I wouldn't steal a grill. I'd never use it.
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#5


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#6
Why wouldn't you steal a grill?
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Why wouldn't you steal a grill?


Why would you not want to steal a grill that you wouldn't have stolen had you not wanted to?
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Why would you not want to steal a grill that you wouldn't have stolen had you not wanted to?

But what if you decided to not steal a grill that you wouldn't have stolen had you decided to not steal a grill in the first place because you didn't want to steal a grill you wouldn't have stolen?
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#9
i'd steal a grill if i were forced to have propane and my neighbor had coal ...
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#10
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i'd steal a grill if i were forced to have propane and my neighbor had coal ...





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#11
if i knew someone was on vacation and i had some grillin' to do i would just grill in their backyard without moving anything
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But what if you decided to not steal a grill that you wouldn't have stolen had you decided to not steal a grill in the first place because you didn't want to steal a grill you wouldn't have stolen?



Then who was grill?
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#13
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But what if you decided to not steal a grill that you wouldn't have stolen had you decided to not steal a grill in the first place because you didn't want to steal a grill you wouldn't have stolen?


But what if your decision to steal a grill you'd stolen so you could steal an unstolen grill that hadn't been stolen by you until you stole the grill you stolen that had been the grill that you would have stolen if you had not stolen a stolen grill if you had stolen a grill that had been stolen by you...was good?

EDIT: ^The mom was grill.

EDIT2: Finished the question.
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#14
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But what if your decision to steal a grill you'd stolen so you could steal an unstolen grill that hadn't been stolen by you until you stole the grill you stolen that had been the grill that you would have stolen if you had not stolen a stolen grill if you had stolen a grill that had been stolen by you?



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But what if your decision to steal a grill you'd stolen so you could steal an unstolen grill that hadn't been stolen by you until you stole the grill you stolen that had been the grill that you would have stolen if you had not stolen a stolen grill if you had stolen a grill that had been stolen by you?

EDIT: The mom was grill.

But what about the grill that you stole after you decided not to steal the other grill you didn't steal after not stealing the grill you stole after you didn't steal the grill that you didn't steal because you didn't want to steal the grill that you didn't steal when you stole the not stolen grill that was not stolen yet because you didn't steal it before you stole the not stolen grill after not stealing the unstolen grill?


And I was grill. And I am not Mom.
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But what about the grill that you stole after you decided not to steal the other grill you didn't steal after not stealing the grill you stole after you didn't steal the grill that you didn't steal because you didn't want to steal the grill that you didn't steal when you stole the not stolen grill that was not stolen yet because you didn't steal it before you stole the not stolen grill after not stealing the unstolen grill?


And I was grill. And I am not Mom.


But if you were grill, then mom would not be grill and you would...mom...and...ahh nevermind.

Yes, I would steal a grill.
#17
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But if you were grill, then mom would not be grill and you would...mom...and...ahh nevermind.

Yes, I would steal a grill.

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Just accept your defeat.


Never! Because if I accept defeat, I would be rejecting victory because I...dual at the Gentleman's Thread, sunrise, tomorrow afternoon, right here, right now!
#19
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Never! Because if I accept defeat, I would be rejecting victory because I...duel at the Gentleman's Thread, sunrise, tomorrow afternoon, right here, right now!

I accept your challenge. I will see you there.
Actually, let's go to the Pit Duel thread. >:]

Edit: Oh noes, it's closed.
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Last edited by §ArmyofAngels§ at Aug 11, 2009,
#22
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Thread's closed, bro.

I see that... To the profiles!
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