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#1
Okay Pit, at your most undignified and inebriated what antics have y'all been up to? Bonus points for honesty.

EDIT: For Americools: Pissed = drunk, sloshed, shit-faced, or trousered.
Last edited by Jake™ at Aug 11, 2009,
#2
I smashed my phone into my skull because it wasn't working. Yes, somewhere in my little brain smashing things to fix it makes sense.
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#6
Didn't get into art school, killed 6 million jews.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
Last edited by ScottElwood at Aug 11, 2009,
#7
Someone punched my baby so I have been in the hospital with it ever since
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#8
I called a cop a racist and refused to show him my ID. Then I whined about it.
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#9
Well, I'm sure I've done worse, but off the top of my head...

I was playing that UFC game on my PS3, and when you create your own dude, you can train him with a sparring partner, and the sparring partner adapts his styles to those of the opponent that you are scheduled to fight. Either I'm dumb or the submission system on there sucks, because what would happen is this:

The figh would start, and he would do a takedown over and over. I reset my system, and he still does the same thing. After a few times of this, I got pissed and meant to throw my PS3 on my bed, but it kind of hit my wall and left a hole in it, about yay big:

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I used to have game temper tantrums as a kid, and I don't now, but man...that was so goddamn frustrating. I took the game back the same/next day.
#11
I got sleepy, but I still managed to carry on with a conversation in a normal manner as I would as though I wasn't intoxicated.
#12
Quote by The 6th String
I smashed my phone into my skull because it wasn't working. Yes, somewhere in my little brain smashing things to fix it makes sense.



Sorry if I double post, but I've done that before, not neccessarily with a phone. I guess this thread is making me realize I have anger issues. Haha.
#15
Quote by ctb
I got sleepy, but I still managed to carry on with a conversation in a normal manner as I would as though I wasn't intoxicated.

I know I'm thinking twice about pissing you off
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#16
Quote by ScottElwood
Didn't get into art school, killed 6 million jews.


that is a gross over simplification and uncalled for. great job!
#17
Once while walking to school, this 12-year old spat at me, and I got so furious I grapped him by the back of the head and smacked his face against the wall.

No lasting damage though. Sadly.
#18
Quote by ScottElwood
Didn't get into art school, killed 6 million jews.

Oh hai hitler


i once chucked part of a gas grill pretty far down my street.
#20
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I know I'm thinking twice about pissing you off
What? Lol.
#21
Quote by ctb
What? Lol.

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#23
Made out with my best mates girlfriend.. 4 times, while my girlfriend was there... and then another asked me to play with her boobs.. i was like WTF?!? then did it...

good times
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#24
Quote by AvAHixson
Made out with my best mates girlfriend.. 4 times, while my girlfriend was there... and then another asked me to play with her boobs.. i was like WTF?!? then did it...

good times

"play with my boobs."
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#25
Thrown my phone to window, phone broke.
Breaken a door.
Breaken doors lock.
Thrown my bike down to a ditch.

I like breaking stuff when I get REALLY pissed.

Usually when I get pissed I just become really introvert and nearly mute.
#26
passed out and ended up in hospital.i was only 14 at the time
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#27
spent the summer in denial until i met this slut and dated her for a week without knowing it. more denial ensued.
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
#28
Got pissed on and did not care, then when i did care I started casing the person around the middle of the town, and i fell.
This happenned last night
#29
My brother kneed me in my thigh, and I destroyed his autographed shaun alexander helmet. I poured gas over it and lit it on fire. I don't know why I got s o mad, but he kneed me twice.

Shaun Alexander sucks now anyways, so I guess I did him a favor .

EDIT: Goddam american lanquage. I thought you meant mad .
Last edited by due 07 at Aug 11, 2009,
#30
Quote by SG_dave
posted this earlier...

2 nights ago I got in the shower with 2 women and proceeded to dance to Clothes Off by Gym Class Heroes. I believe that, that is win.

What the **** does that have to do with this topic?
There be no shelter here.
#31
my mom cancelled my WoW account so i ran into my room, screamed a lot, got into my undies and shoved a tv remote up my butt
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

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How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#32
I got so pissed I called my neo-liberal friend a ****ing evil moronic bitch

I felt bad only because she was a recent cancer survivor.
#33
Quote by ScottElwood
Didn't get into art school, killed 6 million jews.


nice li'l history reference there.
#34
i ran into a very low wall, ripped my jeans around the crotch, on the ground, worried my balls could explode. (Y)
#35
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#36
Quote by ian_R976
my mom cancelled my WoW account so i ran into my room, screamed a lot, got into my undies and shoved a tv remote up my butt


And your brother videotaped it.
#37
Quote by Venice King
"play with my boobs."


Seriously.. we were all in a tiny tent, she woke me up and just sat there and said

'Ryan, play with my boobs'

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#38
Quote by courtkid1012
What the **** does that have to do with this topic?


OHHHHH! I read it as in drunken pissed

goddamn yorkshire slang.

wait... he does mean drunken antics. Then my statement still stands as i was very drunk at the time.
Last edited by SG_dave at Aug 11, 2009,
#40
I tried to kiss a lift, and asked a poker dealer for her life story.
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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