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#1
i come home from work today and no lie, as i go to zipper off my pants before i got in the shower, i got a tiny tiny peice of my pen fifteen chipped off in the zipper. i mean like a realistic amount. but damn it hurt bad. so this brings up the question...who has pulled a something about mary on that level or less?
#6
i feel your man, i hate breaking my pens as well.
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#7
That sucks. That's never happened to me.
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#8
never happened, but the fear of it happening prevents me from ever going commando.
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#12
I dont see no holy tits...

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#13
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I wear underwear, so no, that has never happened to me.


i shoulda made it clear that when i run late on the wash i wear this pair that is almost torn to shreads and it was peaking through
#14
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my pen fifteen



I cut my nut sack while trimming my pubes with scissors when i was like 13


It wouldn't stop bleeding....
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#16
Is not a question of "if" but "when".
Y'all got something to look forward to.
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#18
My appendage just shrank a little bit.
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#19
one f my dads friend had to get surgery cuz his penor got stuck in his zipper
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#20
Somehow, as I was zipping up after taking a leak, this did happen. Couldn't jack it for a week.
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#22
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You should really buy more underwear.

Also, you zipped downwards. How the hell did your penis get caught?


it was like i pulled the zipper down onto it. it was weird.
#23
it took me a while to figure out what you meant. lol

i cut mine shaving. and 3 after, while doing the no-no-cha-cha with my girlfriend, she rolled me off the bed and i hit the ground. "head" first.
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#25
At least pens 1-14 are alright.
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#28
Well i didnt zipper it but i have a story. During 8th grade a friend had a pool party. About 4 hours into the party i started feeling this pain in my dick. I went into the bathroom and was like FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-. The next day i talked to a few people with the same problem, turns out the dad put too much chlorine in the pool or something. We all limped around the school for the next week. Lulz ensued.
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#31
this is why you wear basketball shorts or dont freeball, my friend.
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#34
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That sounds awful.


Holy Jesus.


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#35
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if going from 6 to midnight is getting hard, then i time traveled to the stone age.

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#36
Quote by InvaderTSN
I wear underwear, so no, that has never happened to me.

It's happened to me through my underwear...
#40
It took me three times to read the post before I knew what you were talking about.

On topic, It happened once and was horrible
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