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#1
I just stepped on the scale and this occured to me.

Like if I was trying to make weight for a wrestling team, would it help or would it hurt to get a boner while getting weighed?

Just wondering. What do you think
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#5
with a boner no fluids enter or leave your body, so no.

What would help is drink lots of water.
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#8
Having babies doesn't increase air pressure either.
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#9
it might make a you a little more front heavy, depending on how hung you are, but no weight more, i realllly hope your not older than 12 lol
#12
Of course it wouldn't affect your weight. For one, the blood that fills your member comes from the blood that's already circulating in your body. Second, even if your body made specially produced dick blood just for boners, no boner would be heavy enough to affect a person's weight.
#13
No.
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#16
Yes. When you get a boner, you grow more atoms.

You bloody retard.
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#18
Lets ask a new question:

Why do men have nipples? Seriously, we dont use them for anything.
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#21
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Lets ask a new question:

Why do men have nipples? Seriously, we dont use them for anything.

I think at some point when we're fetuses we don't have a specific gender, and sort of grow nipples just in case.
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#22
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#23
No. A boner is just blood rushing to your dick. So unless that blood came from an outside source (which I hope it didn't, and that probably won't work anyway) then no. And even if you did get the blood from an outside source, then it'd be a very miniscule weight difference.
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#24
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I think at some point when we're fetuses we don't have a specific gender, and sort of grow nipples just in case.


In early early early early development we all start out as females and develop accordingly. It's only later that it's decided who'll come out as what and we start to develop gender-specific organs.
#25
all of you guys are wrong! having a boner adds a little bit of weight. when i have a boner i gain about 3 pounds. so if you're trying to make weight, i think getting a boner would help you.

also when you step on the scale, thrust your pelvis out a little more than usual, this helps with the weight distribution (tips the scale in your favor, if you know what i mean).
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I think at some point when we're fetuses we don't have a specific gender, and sort of grow nipples just in case.

And get a boner while we're growing them.
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#29
This is the final straw.

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#30
I think men should have penises in place of their nipples. That would be cool.
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#32
Yeah you actually put on 10 pounds.
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#34
You might lose some weight if you ejaculate.
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#35
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In early early early early development we all start out as females and develop accordingly. It's only later that it's decided who'll come out as what and we start to develop gender-specific organs.


I thought it was the opposite? I mean, that sounds right now that I think about it (guys have that extra X chromosome).. but clitoris (clitorii?) are like.. shrunken dick heads xD
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#36
My question is why would you be sporting wood while some guys were weighing you for a wrestling match? Is there some "other" reason why you decided to become a wrestler??
#37
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I thought it was the opposite? I mean, that sounds right now that I think about it (guys have that extra X chromosome).. but clitoris (clitorii?) are like.. shrunken dick heads xD


no, guys have an X and a Y, girls have X and X
#38
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In early early early early development we all start out as females and develop accordingly. It's only later that it's decided who'll come out as what and we start to develop gender-specific organs.


in early development we are all male. the clitoris is nothing but a vestigial penis. the purpose of male nipples in unexplained. As is the purpose of the appendix.
#39
No, but if you get a boner while wrestling you can use it to your advantage.

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#40
having some wood while stepping onto a scale with intentions of being in full contact with another male in a matter of minutes does not sound like a great plan
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