#1
It seems everytime I go out side, my dog, a little maltese, runs towards a tree in my back yard, and then birds fly out of it...Its like hes suppose to me guarding it but does a bad job at it...Is there any reason why he might be doing this?
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#4
My dog can cook a full five-course meal.
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#7
I think your dog knows there are birds in the tree and wants to get them, but is too stupid to actually do it. That's all.
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#8
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#9
My dog uses apostrophes.
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#11
I have a toy poodle. All he does is lick my little penis all day.
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#12
For fun?
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I think your dog knows there are birds in the tree and wants to get them, but is too stupid to actually do it. That's all.


i dont even have a dog and i say thats pretty much it ...
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#15
i dont have a toy poodle. so all i do is sit around licking my own tiny penis.
#19
my dog love peanut butter
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#20
My dog is actually Amaterasu from Okami in disguise.
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