If some guy in a suit rang your doorbell, then when you answered, handed you...

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#1
A piece of paper that said "Run!" on it, what would you do?

Okay if it was a guy in a striped 80's jogging suit, what would you do? They're pink with yellow and black stripes and a green shirt with cut sleeves and it's cut halfway down to show his abs that he worked hard on.

And the whammy without a whammy bar kid was standing next to him saying "Whammy bars usually cost about...I don't know, 20 dollars extra on guitar"
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#7
"how high?"
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#8
i would look at him, and if :

a) he has a gun = i run
b) he is smiling = i run
c) raises his hands = i run
d) does nothing = slam door in face
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#10
first of all he hand delivered it to me, so he would be in the same position as me, therefore fake.


id slap him.
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#11
it's a coded message. it obviously says "nur" which means the man in the suit is retarded and confused. I call his parents.
#12
Stare at him and ask him what the fuck this shit is. If he moves anything but his mouth and maybe hands depending on how he does, punch him in the face, knee him in the stomach and throw him onto neighbours lawn.
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#13
I'd probably stare at it for a while, look up at him, look back down, repeat this a few times, close the door and walk back inside.
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#14
Do I know this guy in a suit? What did he use to write? Is it day or night? What if I don't have a doorbell? Is there a traffic jam infront of my house? Did I just wake up from a nap? How hungry am I? Am I married with children? Am I wearing shoes? Does he understand my point?
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Do I know this guy in a suit? What did he use to write? Is it day or night? What if I don't have a doorbell? Is there a traffic jam infront of my house? Did I just wake up from a nap? How hungry am I? Am I married with children? Am I wearing shoes? Does he understand my point?
No, blood, night, you do, nobody is there besides him, no you were having sex, not very, no, no, I suppose
#17
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first of all he hand delivered it to me, so he would be in the same position as me, therefore fake.


id slap him.

on top of that, i don't know too many people who can run (well) in a suit
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#18
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on top of that, i don't know too many people who can run (well) in a suit
He doesn't run, he just hands it to you and smiles.
#19
I'd feed it to my dog and proceed to say,

WHO WAS PHONE!!??!
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#20
I'd make an origami crane out of the paper, then shut the door
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#21
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#23
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The question is: where?


?? You tell me
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#24
TS edit*%#@. stop changing your question.
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#25
I would sex him up.
EDIT: Wait, is he pre-op or post-op?
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#29
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it's a coded message. it obviously says "nur" which means the man in the suit is retarded and confused. I call his parents.


lmao i lold
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#30
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No, blood, night, you do, nobody is there besides him, no you were having sex, not very, no, no, I suppose

Bet cha didn't see that one comin.
#33
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"how high?"

Ha.
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I refuse to believe that is possible. I would just invite him in to watch the Prestige.


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#36
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I refuse to believe that is possible. I would just invite him in to watch the Prestige.


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#37
I'd ask him if he noticed the shiny yellow "Caution! Pitbulls on guard." sign attached to the front gate, hand him a raw piece of meat, close the door and tell my mom to not worry about feeding the dogs.
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