#1
If you wrapped your dick up in a sandwhich for a day?

My pain killers for my chronic rib pain from gettin hit by a car makes me think weird things, cuz they're high dosage and I don't take them very often because I used to be hooked on pain killers.

What do you guys think?
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#4
I think you'd get hungry and eat it.
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#5
Try it and find out, then report back to us.
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#6
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Take less painkillers.


I took half of one, and the last time I took any painkillers was about two months ago.
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#7
Make a ham sandwich?
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#8
Salami and mayonnaise, mmmm.
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Win.


This thread is awesome. I bet it would feel pretty amazing actually.
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#14
Take a lot of painkillers and run your dick over hot water. It's great let me tell ya.
#16
This is way better than dick in a box.

I might try tomorrow. I guess it could be OK to defrost my bread in my undies.
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#18
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I cant do that, im in the MOD contest and I would probably get off.

that's still going?

I lasted like a day.
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#19
''Hey babe, can you make me a sandwi-... oh wait.


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Do you want a sandwich?''


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#20
Apparently heroin is quite good for easing pain. That could be quite a good alternative since you're addicted to painkillers.
#21
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Apparently heroin is quite good for easing pain. That could be quite a good alternative since you're addicted to painkillers.



Haha am not, but I just realize the OP is sposed to say wrap your dick up in a sandwhich BAGGIE.
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You know something is wrong when you have to utter the words "I have ganja in my eye" to your mother...


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