#2
That domain name sounds like it was thought up by a 12 year old.

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#3
There is no god.

RiEdit:
Why is it that when someone gets a few coincidences together it suddenly becomes a scientifically sound theory?


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#5
Yes, the number 666 and its association with the devil was debunked years ago
#7
Jesus is the anti-christ.

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#8
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A very uninformed 12 year old at that.

What are todays youth coming to, they have a very poor grasp at translating ancient Hebrew texts these days.

*shakes head*

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#9
What flipping idiot of a person penned THAT? I must go and break his face.
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#10
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What are todays youth coming to, they have a very poor grasp at translating ancient Hebrew texts these days.

*shakes head*


I remember a time when I'd have been whipped if I made a single mistake whilst translating ancient Hebrew texts from memory. And not from reading a book- from text read to me.
#12
I like the part where he brought up Michio kaku.
My girlfriend is obsessed with him.

The sad thing is that there are probably a lot of people who totally believe him.

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#13
how many of y'all actually watched the videos? it's a very interesting theory, makes a lot of assumptions, but fun to think about nonetheless haha.
Honestly. Wtf?


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#14
bs, just that, bs lol
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#15
tl;dw

What was it about??
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#16
The Mayan Calendar ends in 2012, could this have been a warning sign for us to prevent the demise of human kind? Could someone who escapes the planets destruction have discovered a way to travel back in time and leave clues to warn himself in the future? If so we would have to live the same life over exactly the same as before. I believe we may have already done this four times documented by the ancient Mayans. This could be a logical explanation for Deja Vu.
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#18
That's crazy! So in a billion years time the Earth will have also shrunk to 1/3 of it's size and also gained a moon! I feel enlightened.
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#19
This Book Is Not About Worshipping The Devil
It Simply Blends Mayan Prophecy with Biblical Prophecy.
The Mayans Believe The End Of The World Will Occur In Dec. Of 2012. If they Are Both correct,
The Beast Has Already Risen!!!


This Book Offers An Alternative Perspective
Of Where We Came From,
And Where We Are Going.


What If We Are Living In A World Where Everything You Were Taught Was Indeed, False.
Have We Already Been Deceived?


Have You Ever Experienced DeJa Vu?
The Feeling You Have Done This Before?
We May Be Indeed Trapped In A Bubble Of Time
Forced To Repeat The Same Life And Events
Over And Over For
Eternity.


This Book Uses Facts To Support An Amazing Idea
What If The Ancients Were Visited By Time Travelers?
Could We Have Warned Ourselves,
About Our Own Destruction.


This Book Explains How We Can Travel In Time
That Has Been In Front Of Our Faces
Since The Beginning Of Time.
The Ancient Civilizations Were Aware Of It,
And Left Clues For Us To Escape The Planet
Before The End Of The World In 2012,
Described By The Ancient
Mayan Calendar.


Checkout This VIDEO
To See This Amazing Discovery Of How We Have Been Able To Travel Back In Time!


taken from the site.
Honestly. Wtf?


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#20
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This reminds me of www.timecube.com


To paraphrase Kensai:

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#21
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wat


because we already lived through it.

we are basically time traveling without knowing it.
so we have lived through this all a few times.


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how many of y'all actually watched the videos? it's a very interesting theory, makes a lot of assumptions, but fun to think about nonetheless haha.


I agree,
though I am easily amused.


the main thing this got me thinking about was time.
I mean his theory only works if time is linear,
in which case it becomes a circle.
but if all of time is happening at once with all possibilities happening at once,
well then who knows.


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To paraphrase Kensai:

WAT


thats not parapharsing, foo.
but I concur,
wat?

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#25
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I remember a time when I'd have been whipped if I made a single mistake whilst translating ancient Hebrew texts from memory. And not from reading a book- from text read to me.


It must've been tough for you growing up in the 11th century.
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#27
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I'm not that old

1257 was a good year though.


Is that when you began at Aberdeen Grammar School, founded that very year?

fact!
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#29
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God no, Scots... education? Don't make me laugh.


In an annual survey run by the British broadsheet newspaper The Times, Aberdeen Grammar was rated the 12th best Scottish state secondary school in 2007, and second in Aberdeen behind Cults Academy.


12th in Scotland? Out of 13?
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#31
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Out of 11.


The Scottish only goes to eleven, apparantly.
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#32
Hahaha. I like how he says "All 8 planets are earth in its evolution" But he only talks about the rocky planets being related.

It's a crappy "theory". I had to stop watching because of the stupidity.
#33
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I remember a time when I'd have been whipped if I made a single mistake whilst translating ancient Hebrew texts from memory. And not from reading a book- from text read to me.

I remember the days when doves would speak to you in hebrew... what IS the world comming to?!?!
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#35
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I remember the days when doves would speak to you in hebrew... what IS the world comming to?!?!


Masturbating duck things? What IS the world comming to?!?!
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#36
I really want to buy that book. It sounds hilarious!
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#37
It was a mmkay video. But the theory itself is... umm... less than sound... but more than non-sensical...
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