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#1
this month is my girl's birthday and Im confused about what to buy for her, i was thinking in those Ray ban Aviator sunglases but she doesnt like 'em very much so I am lost...... PIT, give me your infamous help to win an epic **** **** xD
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- JCM 900 SL-X and SV MKII 100HD with LIne 6 sv412
-Bunch of pedals ( WD,BM,NR-2...)
-Ibanez Universe uv777pbk,Rg 2550&321mh
-http://backtorlyeh.bandcamp.com/
#3
Birth control pills and a token for one free abortion.
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#5
Stop going out with 10 year old girls maybe?
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#7
A guitar?

lulz
Gear:
Epiphone G400/L6 Spider III 15
Squier CV J-Bass/Acoustic B20
Misc. pedals

Currently saving for:
Acoustic B200

Funds:
$125/$350


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#8
Dick in a box.


Or some perfume. I find it a subtle way to tell a girl she smells like shit.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#9
She's your girlfriend. Sif ask The Pit.
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#11
Stop going out with 10 year old girls maybe?
jajaja sorry but we're not the same person, stop thinking for you jajajajaaja
TH3 G3Ar
- JCM 900 SL-X and SV MKII 100HD with LIne 6 sv412
-Bunch of pedals ( WD,BM,NR-2...)
-Ibanez Universe uv777pbk,Rg 2550&321mh
-http://backtorlyeh.bandcamp.com/
#12
I got my gf a framed autographed copy of her favorite band's cd off of eBay for $50. She flipped out and still loves it to this day. This year I plan on buying her a starter bass off of Rondo for under $100.
What I'm working with:
Fender Jazzmaster
Gibson SG-X
ESP EC-401
Peavey 6505+ w/ Voodoo mods
#13
She obviously wants either a Xbox 360 or a PS3.

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#15
dick in a sandwhich.. breakfast in bed.
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if he does not post pics, he obviously has installed a pickup and bridge on his house broom for some brutal sweep picking.




#16
Cut a hole in a cardboard container. Place your penis inside. Make her open said container.
#17
she dont like music enough to spent money on music so i discard all music related stuff ( she likes shakira and stuff, but I dont want to spent money on bitches)
TH3 G3Ar
- JCM 900 SL-X and SV MKII 100HD with LIne 6 sv412
-Bunch of pedals ( WD,BM,NR-2...)
-Ibanez Universe uv777pbk,Rg 2550&321mh
-http://backtorlyeh.bandcamp.com/
#18
Quote by Adrian89
jajaja jajajajaaja

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jajaja jajajajaaja


No.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#19
Nothing... You should forget about her birthday to build up tension in the relationship then find something huge and amazing.

Or glasses...
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#21
Maybe get her a book by her favorite writer? Or, you know, write her a letter/song. Aviator glasses = giftfail.
<<My lyric. Critique, please?

You can't change the world but you can make a dent.
#23
Quote by SmarterChild
Cut a hole in a cardboard container. Place your penis inside. Make her open said container.


That wouldn't happen to be something you saw in a porno where a guy delivers pizza with his dick poking through a hole in it?

Oh and, before anyone says, I saw it on cracked - I don't watch pizza fetish porn
#25
Quote by Xubnormal
Maybe get her a book by her favorite writer? Or, you know, write her a letter/song. Aviator glasses = giftfail.


I like this.
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^ Click to see an acoustic arrangement of Ke$ha's 'Your Love is my Drug' - everyone's favourite song.
#27
get her a dildo, that could also double as a tampon, or a sword, reverse effect, but just for funzies
#28
Flowers in her favourate colour, chocolate, a teddy bear, a necklace or bracelet,

But definatley make her a card from scratch, draw some pictures, even if they're terrible, just try your best, and write her a loveley little message in it.
#29
Get her a couple of albums.
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#31
yeah, handbags or shoes if you have money

and play her music
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Roland Microcube

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#32
Quote by Adrian89
she dont like music enough to spent money on music so i discard all music related stuff ( she likes shakira and stuff, but I dont want to spent money on bitches)



you should definately fix that.
#33
Quote by pawnshopguitars
That wouldn't happen to be something you saw in a porno where a guy delivers pizza with his dick poking through a hole in it?

Oh and, before anyone says, I saw it on cracked - I don't watch pizza fetish porn

No, the SNL 'Dick in a Box' sketch.
#34
If she likes shakira, quit being a dick and get her shakira
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#35
get her a ticket for a free blow job, then snatch it right back from her, that legally means she owes you a blow job!
#36
Quote by DaveM666
I got my gf a giant teddy bear with "I love you" written on it.


I don't care if I just possibly lost man points

That's very sweet. You lose no manpoints.
<<My lyric. Critique, please?

You can't change the world but you can make a dent.
#37
Quote by DaveM666
I got my gf a giant teddy bear with "I love you" written on it.


I don't care if I just possibly lost man points


You don't trust a guy that doesn't cry, just saying
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Roland Microcube

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Its still hair, you know.
#38
Dick Sandwich.
Need fashion advice?

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#39
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You don't trust a guy that doesn't cry, just saying


Very true

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That's very sweet. You lose no manpoints.



Thanks
#40
Create a profile for her on UG for the [very limited] lulz.


Then buy her something personal that no one in the Pit could suggest to you, obviously. Think of something that she's said to you recently that she longs for.
Yes, I use a Squier bass.


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