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WARNING. Overtly Sexual Content, May be offensive to those Under the age of 3000 or so.

Do not read On if you are Easily Offended


Hallelujah : Parody of : Hallelujah.
Parodied by Jack c. Frawley
Ok then here we go.

It's Friday Night and I'm Watching Porn
This Chick is screaming for the lord
If you were in my house right now I'd Do Ya.

And it goes Like this
You Suck My Dick,
You Lick My Balls and I Rub your Clit
And in your ass I Shove my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

My Libido's Strong and I'm Wanting you
Make you bite your lip & your face turn Blue
Every Male with a Brain would wanna Do ya

And I'll Tie you to a Kitchen Chair
And I'll make you moan and Scream out "Yeah"
And on your face I'll Blow my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

"Well baby, I've Done this before"
I say as I Throw you to the floor
I wanna hear you panting while I screw Ya,

And Ive seen your thighs a-spread apart
Been In your Mouth and In your arse
In Every Hole I've Blown My
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

You never Even told me no
When I French Kissed you Down Below
But Now you never let me do it to ya

(This Is the Real Verse vvvvvvv)
But Remember when I moved in you
And the Holy Dove was Moving to
And every Breath we Drew was
Hallelujah
(Lol ^^)

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

When I logged on I screamed out "****"
The screen said "Your Subscriptions Up"
"We need another 30 Dollars from you"

And I clicked Renew and I clicked on Yes
"We only Take American Express"
My parents got rid of it Back in June-ah (lol)

Duuuuuuude Ahhhhhh
Duuuuuuude Ahh
Duuuuuuude ahhhhh
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude *sigh*

Well thats my story as you know
I Havent Fapped in a week or so
and Every day my balls are gettin Bluer

But A ray of Hope Under My Bed
A DVD Called "Best Of Head"
I Sigh, Relived, and Mutter
"Hallelujah"

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

*Music Still plays with Gross Noises in the background*

Tuduh!
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#4
I cant, its 3am and i have school

lol i will tho, very, very soon. Promise.
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#7
I gave lots of Fair warning, And i read the Rules, I'm not breaking any, Its simply about Making love. and other things. You sir, Are Being a Spoil Sport.
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.