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#1
What would you get at a drive thru where you would be able to order ANYTHING you want.......

Hi, may I have have an order of google topped with whipcream?
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#3
Anal.
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#4
I'd get an awesome thread.


But that never happens in real life. I guess I'll just keep wishing
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Its lame.
#5
Yeah can I have an order of quality thread with no spam?


AeroEdit: Dammit, Karvid
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#6
can i get a failburger with a side of cockfries?
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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
#7
Hi, could i have an infinite amount of money and some fries? No dipping sauce, though.
SOAS
#9
I'd like an order of god with extra onions.
Time keeps on slipping...


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#10
Hi, I'd like a threesome with 2 hot chicks. A side order of a paddling pool full of custard, please.
#11
"A cup of your finest tamborine creamice, sir."
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Maybe the price tag is clouding your judgment ?
yeah probably. Or the circuits.
#13
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Parents.

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lolled me most xD

yea, I'm going to hell^^
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#14
JB: Kage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, um...ah
Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
JB: ...ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want.
um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...
Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie
intake.
Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,
uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm
trying to watch my figure.
Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions.
Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cuz it's fish.
Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish...
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
JB: Um...
Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake.
JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...
JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.
Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
cheeseburger...
JB: Okay, uh...**** my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee
and that's it.
Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee.
JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
JB: Oh God! Come on with the order.
KG: I'm...
JB: Take forever.
KG: That's all I want. That's all I want...
JB: good. How much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
JB: Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
JB: Give it to me.
KG: Alright, here.
JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#15
I'd like an order of shitty beef for 2 dorrar prease!
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#16
A cinnamon roll with a side of $200 million.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#17
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Nipples on toast.


EW!
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As my old guitar teacher once said: Metal really comes from classical music. The only difference is pinch harmonics, double bass, and lyrics about killing goats.
#18
"I'll have the insensitive bitch with a side order of f*ck you".

e-cookie for reference.
#19
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JB: Kage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)

ETC..


Exactly what I was thinking of!
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#20
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Exactly what I was thinking of!

I was actually gonna post that as soon as I read the title.. then i read through and realize i really just couldn't

Edit: Instead :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI
enjoi yourself


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#21
the love of my life..toasted
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#22
one mogwai with a side of threesome; half redhead half brunette, extra boob,

hold the pickles
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#23
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Tenacious D - Drive-Thru


"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#24
I'd ask for company, to end my loneliness

And some cinnamon buns!
#25
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I'd get a nice lady DOIN DAT FUNKY DANCE:



what is it with you and that smilie?
#27
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I was actually gonna post that as soon as I read the title.. then i read through and realize i really just couldn't

Edit: Instead :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI

Holy Shit, I woulda killed him right there if I was taking that order, annoying ass bastard
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#30
Hi, could I please have the ability to sing just like Michael Hutchence and Michael Jackson, some cash, preferably in the hundreds......

Is that all?

Yeah at the moment
Last edited by Splashed at Aug 12, 2009,
#32
The money drive-thru!
Drive through it and you are rich.
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#34
I'll have a Dave Ellefson and Marty Friedman please served on a platter of Deth.
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#36
Hello, I'd like Jessica Alba and Ashley Tisdale with extra whipped cream, please. And serve them hot.
love is love // return to dust
#37
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Sarah Chalke.


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#40
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A hot chick.


gives a burnt chick....
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