#1
Yeah man, answer the question

EDIT: I can't go first cause I dunno

EDIT AGAIN: Actually I can. I was at my cousins house and she had a picture of her and her friend and her friend was hot and I was like "yeah" so I did and I've always felt weird bout it. And yeah, my mom will win this thread
Last edited by ToughGuy123 at Aug 12, 2009,
#3
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#7
I was fapping to lesbian porn, then a dog ran up to one of the women and started humping her, then the woman turned around and started giving the dog oral.

I slowed down during that, then I put my schlong away in shame and disgust.
#8
Im hardcore. I drew a pair of tits, and fapped. Beat that.
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#10
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I was fapping to lesbian porn, then a dog ran up to one of the women and started humping her, then the woman turned around and started giving the dog oral.

I slowed down during that, then I put my schlong away in shame and disgust.

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#12
nothing because it's against my religious beliefs to masturbate
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#14
the taking of of blood


of innocents
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lol wowow you guys dont know good music then... get out of your deth metal and screamo ruts and listen to something that has emotion in the music...


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#17
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And yeah, my mom will win this thread

Your mom's a Pitmonkey? Get her in the In Bed thread!

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#18
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I was fapping to lesbian porn, then a dog ran up to one of the women and started humping her, then the woman turned around and started giving the dog oral.

I slowed down during that, then I put my schlong away in shame and disgust.

Sauce?


...


just kidding, don't ban me please
#19
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#21
I see you guys missed my joke, idk if you guys were there for it though
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lol wowow you guys dont know good music then... get out of your deth metal and screamo ruts and listen to something that has emotion in the music...


Call me Mike, all my friends do.
#23
I was fapping to lesbian porn, then a dog ran up to one of the women and started humping her, then the woman turned around and started giving the dog oral.

I slowed down during that, then I put my schlong away in shame and disgust.


XDXD

I fapped to this once! The strippers. in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Not the fat one btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c07K6DIWDnY
#24
i put on aerodynamic by daft punk with pr0n on and fapped to the awsome beat
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#25
i put on aerodynamic by daft punk with pr0n on and fapped to the awsome beat
I did this to "Da Funk" without porn. It's that sexy sounding.
#26
I hate fapping to my imagination. My mind wanders so much. This one time, I had the song 'Better living thorough chemistry' by Qotsa stuck in my head and when I came, I was thinking about being at a Qotsa concert.
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#27
Porn I had drawn.
Crazier than a fish with titties.
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#28
A chick drinking goat splooge... it was kinda hot if you pretended it was from a different animal.
#29
I was at my uncle's house in Ohio for 10 days, and he has no internet. However, he had a hooters calendar in his garage. So while he was gone, and my parents were lounging around the house, I went into the garage and fapped while looking through his calendar.
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#32
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I see you guys missed my joke, idk if you guys were there for it though



i will kill you


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