#1
i can see it now, him listening to some no-name norwegian death metal band, punching his imaginairy punching bag right before a speech or something....dontcha think?!
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#5
Is there such a thing as NONbrutal Death Metal? :p
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#7
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Is there such a thing as NONbrutal Death Metal? :p


Yes. Death.
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#10
In an interview with Rolling Stone he said he listened to the Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, and Miles Davis. He's more of a jazzy/folky kind of guy.
#11
Just reading the TS post I felt my intelligence shrinking due to the sheer amount of stupidity he managed to pack into a short post
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Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

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#12
Quote by NimbleElephant
In an interview with Rolling Stone he said he listened to the Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, and Miles Davis. He's more of a jazzy/folky kind of guy.



That's very interesting.
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#13
I get it. Because you wouldn't expect him to listen to metal. That makes it funny.

Wait, I've come up with one. Imagine Vladimir Putin watching a Noir film. Hilarious.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#18
Yeah, I have to say, you did choose a good place to make a sort-of bad joke. After the original post it seemed like comedy gold.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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#19
Quote by NimbleElephant
In an interview with Rolling Stone he said he listened to the Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, and Miles Davis. He's more of a jazzy/folky kind of guy.

Quote by MoogleRancha
That's very interesting.

Not really. It's exactly the kind of safe answer I would expect from a ball-less politician.

"I listen to all unoffensive white bread American music."
or
"Jay-Z's my nigga."

Which one will turn off less voters?
#20
Quote by King ofKumbucha
Not really. It's exactly the kind of safe answer I would expect from a ball-less politician.

"I listen to all unoffensive white bread American music."
or
"Jay-Z's my nigga."

Which one will turn off less voters?


I was being sarcastic.
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#21
Quote by MoogleRancha
Nobody is feeling the BLACK metal joke?



You all suck, anyway.

It was kind of funny, but I had seen the pic a couple times before, so it didn't really appeal to me
Quote by King ofKumbucha
Not really. It's exactly the kind of safe answer I would expect from a ball-less politician.

"I listen to all unoffensive white bread American music."
or
"Jay-Z's my nigga."

Which one will turn off less voters?

Pretty much
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

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#23
^This is the funniest thread ever olololololololololol
I like teh jokes in deh thread olololololol
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

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#25
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Yeah, well...
That's what she said....


Yeah, if by "she" you mean your mom.

Oooooh
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#26
yay for (almost) softcore porn (even if its lesbian chicks who make bad music)
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

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#31
is this going to be reported? if not, this thread has actually almost turned good!!!
#32
Quote by MoogleRancha
Nobody is feeling the BLACK metal joke?



You all suck, anyway.


Quote by HamburgerBoy
No, he listens to unblack metal.


No, YOU suck.
#34
^Unblack metal like Crimson Moonlight? That shit sucks. Christian themes in general suck
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Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

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#35
Quote by MoogleRancha


He's into BLACK metal, thank you very much.


Take that black lipstick off, he's supposed to be kvlt not The Joker.
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#36
Corpse paint typically involves black lipstick
example

Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

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