#1
I thought this was appropriate for the pit in general more than relationship thread but anyway I'll cut to the chase.

You know the feud allegedly going on between Eminem and Mariah Carey? I know nothing of it than what my friend told me today. IN short apparantly Em is going around bragging about all these sexual encounters he had with a pop singer. But she is disputing all of them, he's pissed and theres a diss rhyme battle going back and forth. Well I'm basically in the same position as him. This girl I hooked with a little while back is now dating one of my good friends. And she is now extremely pissed off at me for some reason telling everyone that nothing happened between us. And my friend is now in violation of the bros before hos code cuz hes not even talkin to anybody anymore. So I wrote a song about this and played it (when she was at my show for some reason?) She went around telling everyone at the show that I will lie about hookin up and then the crazy ho came and tried to attack our bass player. Clearly shes out her goddamn mind and unrelenting, So Pit, what should i do about this?
#3
cool story, bro!

Rape her in public, that way she can't deny that anything happened.
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#5
Tell people that she has gonorrhea.
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#7
yeah the 2nd I like haha...thats the kind of reply i was looking for i meant what type of revenge should i exact.

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#8
forget about it
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#11
1. rape

2. pimp hand

3. live and let live

4. rape
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#12
So she is mad that you didn't tell everyone that you were together?

Edit: sorry, i reread it.

And your boy probably isn't talking to you cause he is still trying to get some and isn't having any luck cause you turned her into a prude.

so in theory, you c0ck blocked your boy.
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#14
I'd say move on, but I do have a question...

She's the unrelenting one, but you've goaded her once already, and you're asking us what to do next? Doesn't quite sound one-sided :P...
#15
Inform her that she has lost the game....lulz will ensue.
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#17
wait for her to give him a bj, then shoot her in the head

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#19
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I'd say move on, but I do have a question...

She's the unrelenting one, but you've goaded her once already, and you're asking us what to do next? Doesn't quite sound one-sided :P...


Howd I goad her? I just laid her...I told some people about it and she knew that and didnt care until she started dating my other friend
#20
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Howd I goad her? I just laid her...I told some people about it and she knew that and didnt care until she started dating my other friend

Cause you played a song about it, genius. If we have to sit here and explain this to you, practically holding your hand, then I hope this girl makes it so you can never get laid again since you don't need to breed.

I mean, really.. It sounds like you just have some kind of crush on your friend and you're just jealous cause some girl took him away from you, and so you're writing songs about how he broke your heart. And how you hate her, cause she's, "the other guy."
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#21
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Howd I goad her? I just laid her...I told some people about it and she knew that and didnt care until she started dating my other friend


Hold up, I see now. She was just at the show for some reason... Missed that, sorry. I can't hold that against you (though a song wasn't totally necessary, but good for you. Creativity strikes in the oddest places). But I still stand by letting it be :P.
#22
pick up your guitar and write her a hate song
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#24
To jackoffjill:
the song was about i dont really understand women and why they suddenly snap into these kinda crazy times...and the guy shes dating i dont see that much but im only annoyed because he goes to a different school and now she tells him all these outrageous stories about me and they spread to his school. its not really a huge deal but id like to do something instead of just letting her lie and go nutty on my bandmates
#25
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To jackoffjill:
the song was about i dont really understand women and why they suddenly snap into these kinda crazy times...and the guy shes dating i dont see that much but im only annoyed because he goes to a different school and now she tells him all these outrageous stories about me and they spread to his school. its not really a huge deal but id like to do something instead of just letting her lie and go nutty on my bandmates


Let me say this about that: Two or three years after school's done, you won't talk to three quarters of your classmates from YOUR school, let alone kids from another school. And I think your bandmates can hold off a crazy bitch just fine, and I'd like to think if you can get her off, you can, too.
#26
haha yeah i know all that but it doesnt change the fact that i still WANT to get back at her now. know what i mean?
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#29
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To jackoffjill:
the song was about i dont really understand women and why they suddenly snap into these kinda crazy times...and the guy shes dating i dont see that much but im only annoyed because he goes to a different school and now she tells him all these outrageous stories about me and they spread to his school. its not really a huge deal but id like to do something instead of just letting her lie and go nutty on my bandmates

Why don't you just drop it? It's not a big deal. At least you got some out of it.
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#30
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haha yeah i know all that but it doesnt change the fact that i still WANT to get back at her now. know what i mean?


I hear ya, I'm sure we all would. Hell, I dunno. If you REALLY feel like doing something, I'd keep writing songs about it. Whether or not you play 'em live, I'm sure it'd make you feel better.
#32
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Why don't you just drop it? It's not a big deal. At least you got some out of it.

this man is wise and brings many lulz, so drop it and dont try and argue
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#33
Quote by j.dub
I thought this was appropriate for the pit in general more than relationship thread but anyway I'll cut to the chase.

You know the feud allegedly going on between Eminem and Mariah Carey? I know nothing of it than what my friend told me today. IN short apparantly Em is going around bragging about all these sexual encounters he had with a pop singer. But she is disputing all of them, he's pissed and theres a diss rhyme battle going back and forth. Well I'm basically in the same position as him. This girl I hooked with a little while back is now dating one of my good friends. And she is now extremely pissed off at me for some reason telling everyone that nothing happened between us. And my friend is now in violation of the bros before hos code cuz hes not even talkin to anybody anymore. So I wrote a song about this and played it (when she was at my show for some reason?) She went around telling everyone at the show that I will lie about hookin up and then the crazy ho came and tried to attack our bass player. Clearly shes out her goddamn mind and unrelenting, So Pit, what should i do about this?

+1 at least somthing good came out of this mess.
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#34
yeah the smart thing would be to drop it i know i know but the point is just to have some fun
#35
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I hear ya, I'm sure we all would. Hell, I dunno. If you REALLY feel like doing something, I'd keep writing songs about it. Whether or not you play 'em live, I'm sure it'd make you feel better.

Fuck that.

Alright, here's what you do.. Krazy Glue a ton of condoms to her car, and place a sign on it that says, "This ride wears condoms, but with the ride inside, you don't have to." Then put milk on the inside of it, all over the seats, on a sunny day.

....

Er.. Um.. Just let it go.
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#36
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Fuck that.

Alright, here's what you do.. Krazy Glue a ton of condoms to her car, and place a sign on it that says, "This ride wears condoms, but with the ride inside, you don't have to." Then put milk on the inside of it, all over the seats, on a sunny day.

....

Er.. Um.. Just let it go.




Yeah, **** what I said. If you have to, this is it.
#37
"Alright, here's what you do.. Krazy Glue a ton of condoms to her car, and place a sign on it that says, "This ride wears condoms, but with the ride inside, you don't have to." Then put milk on the inside of it, all over the seats, on a sunny day."

hahahaha thats the kinda idea i was hoping for
#39
bitches be crazy....
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