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#1
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"I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are."

As if you didn't want to punch this douchebag in the face enough as it is.

Thoughts?
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#4
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As if you didn't want to punch this douchebag in the face enough as it is.
Sums it up.
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#5
cool story bro
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#7
Why do people feel the need to tell us this?
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#9
I don't know who they are but good to know they are getting the attention they so obviously crave.
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#10
The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn't come back.


I bet the pilots knew exactly what they were doing.

Or he paid them off.
#11
She's gonna get REALLY loose.

Then we can all go, I feel sorry for woman who aren't tight. Who's with me?

*raises hand looking for high five*
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#13
Well aren't they just the dandiest couple.
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She's gonna get REALLY loose.

Then we can all go, I feel sorry for woman who aren't tight. Who's with me?

*raises hand looking for high five*

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#18
Quote by you = fail


Hell yeah!
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#19
aw... where is the "pics/ videos or it didnt happen" post?
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#20
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aw... where is the "pics/ videos or it didnt happen" post?

Vid or it didn't happen
#23
Pff 30 orgasms a day yeah right.

There's only 24 hours in the day, 7 of which you're sleeping, 2 of which you're eating, (and presumably they do actually have jobs of some sort?) So that only leaves them with 15 hours maximum, which would equate to one orgasm every half hour that she's awake, without a break.

I seriously don't think she knows what a female orgasm is if she thinks she's having one as often as that. Either that or she has some sort of defect.
#24
Good for her, she's just revealed she's a nymphomaniacal slut.

And if she carries on like that she'll become immune to orgasm through human means and will have to pleasure herself with a pneumatic drill.
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#25
Goddamit TS. Now my monitor's cracked because I simply couldn't resist the urge to punch that twat's big, smug, self-satisfied face.
#27
well, look at her. she IS pretty slutty.
so it wouldnt suprise me if she actually did get f*cked that many times a day.
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#28
Is there any reason why I should even know who these people are, let alone know how much they fuck?
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#31
hmm, reminds me of that one thread I posted about that imaginary girl that would always rape me.

Though, she was not as much of a bitch, in fact, she was kind of nice.
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#32
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Is there any reason why I should even know who these people are, let alone know how much they fuck?

This man speaks the truth.


Who are they anyway
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#35
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Is there any reason why I should even know who these people are, let alone know how much they fuck?

well, this is interesting, to say the least
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZhJLJVPOHo
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#36
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Is there any reason why I should even know who these people are, let alone know how much they fuck?

Yes, they made this incredible piece of art: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81hrLS1aRKg&feature=related

Edit: WHAT?!!?
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#37
Quote by you = fail
This man speaks the truth.


Who are they anyway


At first I thought they were just attention *****s, but now its just the ***** part
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#38
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Yes, they made this incredible piece of art: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81hrLS1aRKg&feature=related

Edit: WHAT?!!?

lol
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#39
Everybody and their dog can write on that page
sure it isn't fake eh?
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#40
Quote by Jimmer1720
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"I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are."

As if you didn't want to punch this douchebag in the face enough as it is.

Thoughts?

people bringing up random useless **** like this is waste of space in the pit

I saw them on Im a celebrity get me out of here and I hope the both fall down a well and starve to death
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The Answer

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