Page 1 of 5
#1
1. You may not post if you joined the site during the current year.

2. You will be criticized for not using the searchbar and/or resurrecting old threads.

3. You must not discuss any music theory outside of power chords.

4. You MUST steal memes from 4chan and post them in every thread.

5. You must quote Kensai and respond with the following smiley:



6. You must pretend that you lurked for 2+ years before joining the Pit.

OK, keep em coming.
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#7
They were actually pretty spot on
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#8
NEVER question an '01er.... never
Quote by Yakult
Shooting mice is the equivalent to smoking weed: it's fun and seemingly harmless, but before you know it, you're shooting smack into every vein and murdering children left right and center.



GeEbZ.
#12
Quote by Mockstairwell

5. You must quote Kensai and respond with the following message:
LAWL KENSAI. THAT R FUNNIEST THANG I EVAR HAS HURD. U R TRULY TRUE COMEDIANS.


Fixed
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#13
11. Something Pokemon related must be posted in every thread.

live righteously

I swear to God we're gonna get it right,
If you'd just lay your weapon down.
#15
Quote by Mockstairwell
1. You may not post if you joined the site during the current year.

2. You will be criticized for not using the searchbar and/or resurrecting old threads.

3. You must not discuss any music theory outside of power chords.

4. You MUST steal memes from 4chan and post them in every thread.

5. You must quote Kensai and respond with the following smiley:



6. You must pretend that you lurked for 2+ years before joining the Pit.

OK, keep em coming.

You have failed at following your own rules.

/pwnage
#18
12. You must put every compliment received in the Pit in your sig, to show how smart and/or funny you are.
Schecter Tempest Custom
Squier Jagmaster
Epiphone Les Paul Jr. (Modified)
Crafter D-8

DOD FX50-B > EHX Little Big Muff > Digitech Whammy 4 >
Dunlop Cry Baby > Zoom G3 > Boss DD-7 > Digitech Digiverb

Orange OR-15
Marshall Valvestate VS100
#19
Quote by Mockstairwell
1. I am an elitist douchebag.

2. Insult me for not using the searchbar.

3. You must not display intelligence unless necessary.

4. You MUST steal memes from 4chan and post them in every thread.

5. You must have your head so far up Kensai's ass you could be SteveHouse's bellend.

6. You must pretend that you lurked for 2+ years before joining the Pit.

OK, keep em coming.


Fix'd.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#21
the first post must provide MEGA LULZ
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote by noob888
I love you for that thread...


Quote by MightyAl
I am now mentally scarred by the image of Peter Crouch getting penalised.
#22
13. You must not admit to liking any Pokemon beyond the origianl 151, 250 at a stretch.

14. Except Mudkip, you liek him.
#23
15: you must call everyone that disagrees with the majority of the pit a "moron" and proceed with other names as long as they're in the thread to take it.

16: try to squeeze in "over 9000" in as many posts as possible to please the DBZ fans on UG.
Quote by Duff_McGee
Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.
Last edited by joshua029 at Aug 13, 2009,
#24
fallout boy line 6 and so on are all hated
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote by noob888
I love you for that thread...


Quote by MightyAl
I am now mentally scarred by the image of Peter Crouch getting penalised.
#25
17. Don't talk about The Pit outside of UG.
18. Don't talk about The Pit outside of UG.
#26
rule#something: you must not make jokes, because sarcasm is undetectable, and if you make a joke you are AN ASSHOLE!!!!1!1!111!
#27
you contradicted yourself in them "unwritten" rules aswell.
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#30
You must have an absolutely perfect mum if you are to start a thread. Faultless and angelic.
Yes, I use a Squier bass.


Quote by ccam555
0/10.

- Looking to improve this somewhat.
#32
19. What happens in the pit...stays in the pit.

20. Pics or it didn't happen. (Man that rule died a loong time ago.)

TO the 01'er, man I've seen 03'ers before but dayam. I don't know whether to offer congratulations or pity that you've been here so long.
#33
Quote by E_squared
12. You must put every compliment received in the Pit in your sig, to show how smart and/or funny you are.

I don't.


I have them all saved in a TXT file
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#34
You must be a virgin, and if your a mod you must make it a point to come on here drunk and act retarded every once in a while.
love is love // return to dust
#35
Quote by tancanada
and if your a mod you must make it a point to come on here drunk and act retarded every once in a while.






What gives you that idea?
#36
Quote by jgbsmith
I don't.


I have them all saved in a TXT file

You're hilarious!!

that going in the file?
But seriously that was funny
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#38
Quote by Venice King
You're hilarious!!

that going in the file?
But seriously that was funny

don't be silly, I don't save fake praise like that.


it's in the file
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#40
Every girl gets 1000 profile views per post, if not more.
TS is always an idiot.
Mentioning genres always results in LOLOLOL CLASSIX ROCK VS. INDIE VS. METAL VS. TECHNO SWEDISH RAP SHOEGAZE NOISE POP.
Quote by kwidjibo1
oh really? i didnt know children of bodom were better than a band far more famous and popular than them, cheers for the update


Quote by Mr.Maccy
Your from the states. I end my case.
Page 1 of 5