#1
My Chemistry teacher assigned us to make "Safety Posters" to put around the lab. Most people are making ones such as "wear your googles or lose your eyes" and other things like that. But I want to make an awesome one. So what I need help with is something witty to write on my poster that can create some lol's. She already has the poster of Carol not needing to wear glasses anymore.
#3
The Carol one can't be done?

Check out the Carol thread. I'd personally recommend mine:

"Carol never wore goggles, now she'll never see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch."
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#4
How about:

"People who waste time trying to come up with funny ideas for assigments ... fail Chemistry".

True story.
#5
This looks like a job for...



...the Safety Salamander!!!
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When cooking Methamphetamine, one breath of phosphorus gas could kill you.


Trust me, you'll get an A. All high school Chemistry teachers watch Breaking Bad.
#8
Enjoy reading this? Then keep using goggles.

Ok that sucked but I did try :/
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So you want an online forum to come up with something witty that you can run and tell all of your friends IRL and they will all think "HOW CLEVERLY WITTY I WANT YOUR CHILDREN" and your life's ambition will be accomplished. Amidoinitrite?
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"Reading posters are the leading cause of testicular cancer"

#13
Have the picture of safety the salamander like Classicrockboy posted, but have this saying under it


Safety The Salamander, Epic win
Almost as epic as Alice Cooper Jumping rope on your front lawn


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Have the picture of safety the salamander like Classicrockboy posted, but have this saying under it


Safety The Salamander, Epic win
Almost as epic as Alice Cooper Jumping rope on your front lawn


I don't know, i'm board


How is that in any way a safety poster?
I say +1 to Carol.
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Going blind isn't all bad.
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Going blind isn't all bad.

It kinda is, he can't see how utterly ridiculous his costume is.

EDIT On the other hand, he didn't see Ben Affleck utterly destroy his legacy.
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It kinda is, he can't see how utterly ridiculous his costume is.

EDIT On the other hand, he didn't see Ben Affleck utterly destroy his legacy.

He needs those, you know. See, the rest of his outfit are a bunch of tights. So he needs the shorts for the belt loop so he can wear a belt with his name on it, and carry stuff with.
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It kinda is, he can't see how utterly ridiculous his costume is.

EDIT On the other hand, he didn't see Ben Affleck utterly destroy his legacy.


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#21
lab partners do it periodically.

i saw it on a t-shirt once
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#23
Make it say, "Wear goggles or you'll end up like this guy:" and then put a picture of Voldo from Soul Calibur under it. That's my only idea.

IT doesn;t have to be about wearing goggles, but everyone is getting hung up on that idea. There are plenty of other ways to be safe in Chem Lab. For example, don't drink/eat/huff any chemicals/fumes/mysterious powders. Also don't throw said mysterious powders into the Bunsen burner just to find out what happens. I did this once and it made a big green fireball, but I don't remember what the chemical was.
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Thank you for not blowing up the lab.

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#27
goggles are like a good lubracant if you dont use it you may experience an intense burning sensation in a tender area