#1
I gotta give a speech for speech class; what should I speak of?

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#3
I am now only thinking of the Matrix... sorry I am now no help
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#4
The Merits of Asking the Internet to Do One's Homework.

Edit: Talk about the problem of leaking sewage pipes in your neighborhood.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
Last edited by Karvid at Aug 13, 2009,
#8
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There is no spoon...

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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#10
fapping.
I bet they've all done it so they can relate. Including your teacher
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#12
Oracle RDBMSs for the win.

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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#13
already been to Greece...got molested by gypsies in Crete
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#15
Lionmute...you're status under your name is NOT!!!! FUNNY!!!! D-BAG!!!!

But yeah...do a speech on how Les Paul was a great man and the 2nd best inventor...because without Ben Franklin...there would be no electricity for him to invent the electric guitar...
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lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
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#16
Talk about how teens have lost their individuality, opinion, inspiration and not to mention the ability to use grammar due to the internet and there for easily tend to consult various forums when they are in need for help.
Last edited by ComradSputnik at Aug 13, 2009,