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and i'm incredibly bored. My younger brother is on the computer next to me, so no /b/ or porn........ My dad has a mag in the bathroom though. What should I do?


My brother is 9.

And I mean like internet games, things I can do, something fun.
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Tell a bunch of people on the internet you are a few beers away from masturbating in front of your little brother?
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Well there's your answer TS

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Phone a friend and tell him to call your home number. When he calls you, start shaking and pretend to cry. Put the phone down and tell him your parents are dead and you're orphans.

This is why I don't babysit anymore. It was harsh but I'd do it again given half the chance.
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Phone a friend and tell him to call your home number. When he calls you, start shaking and pretend to cry. Put the phone down and tell him your parents are dead and you're orphans.

This is why I don't babysit anymore. It was harsh but I'd do it again given half the chance.



Dude. Thats awesome. I'm gonna do that next time.
#14
Log him in the face with your 12 inch dick . And ask him who his daddy is.. y'know.. as they do...
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Watch tv? Or make food and happily boast it is all for you.
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Bring some hookers over.
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#19
Maybe you should teach them how to worship Satan.

I taught my younger sister how to. It's pretty cool.


She already wants to be a high priestess in the Temple of Set.
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Peruse bash all night.
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