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So im chilling in the garden, getting some sun on my strong assed self, bronzin up like a greek god or some **** when i get a call from Little T. Trusn out some pussies from outa town know about the kid of **** i deal in, money and beat downs, and wanted to arrange a little collection job on some b1tches who owed a couple of g.T's hollering about hes got a bad feeling about this **** but i aint worried,

We suit up, all black, balaclavas n ****, T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n ****, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skill with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval **** swinging it around.

Told to collect the cash in a bar outa town, turn up and the place is dead, Ts all up in my face about some fbi setup or some **** but il like "chill the **** out, aint nobody crazy enough to try **** with me"

Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

A quick spin and were face t face, you could see him turn pussy there and then. Just a glimpse of me grinning is enough to make him start beggin for his life but i aint got time for that ****.. I inroduced him to my sock, start crackin bones n ****, deformed the **** outta him,. Mangled his ass.

crew dragged him out back and tied him to the back of thecar,. Dragged his ass 20 miles before cuttin him loose. Still smiling nowthinking of that that pussy rollin all over the road.
#5
Quote by kashuul
Get out
*deported*


u mad cuz im stylin on u. stop hatin' n ****. im tryin to tell a story and u ****in it up
#6
I plan on billing you for this wasted time
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#9
Quote by thatswack
u mad cuz im stylin on u. stop hatin' n ****. im tryin to tell a story and u ****in it up


Lawl yeah i gotta stop hatin brah
#11
If you learnt to spell correctly, maybe we would care.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


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#14
That's whack.
Sending a dummy to my God.

Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.
#15
That's whack.


See what I did there?


Edit: Dude, really? : <
Last edited by IEatOrphans at Aug 13, 2009,
#16
Quote by zckdion
what?

What? You don't speak wigger? Allow me to translate:
Hai gais I'm a troll!!!!!!
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#17
Quote by thatswack
u mad cuz im stylin on u. stop hatin' n ****. im tryin to tell a story and u ****in it up


If you're telling a story, put it on your blog, not make a thread for it. Specially one that's this retarded.
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#18
Quote by protest000
That's whack.


u spelled my name wrong. im trying to tell my weekend story and u bring in dis ****
#19
in west philidelphia born and raised...
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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


Quote by Demon Wolf
I got a similar thing from playing too much Pokemon.

Magikarpal tunnel.
#21
Quote by Jackal58
What? You don't speak wigger? Allow me to translate:
Hai gais I'm a troll!!!!!!


i aint no troll. i got pics for proof that i real.
#22
Quote by thatswack
u spelled my name wrong. im trying to tell my weekend story and u bring in dis ****

You spell everything wrong. What's your point? Besides being an obvious troll (and/or an idiot).
#23
Quote by slipmaggot93
in west philidelphia born and raised...


On the playground is where I spent most of my days...
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#24
Quote by Alex Vik
You spell everything wrong. What's your point? Besides being an obvious troll (and/or an idiot).


i aint trollin.
#26
me too
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#28
Quote by thatswack
I am not a troll. I have pictures for the proof that it really happened.


Fixed. Did that help anyone?
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#29
Quote by thatswack
i aint trollin.


Ok then i'm so sorry for reporting your thread, you are obviously not a troll.
#30
Quote by thatswack
i aint no troll. i got pics for proof that i real.

I got pics of fucking Bigfoot.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#32
Quote by IEatOrphans
Let's see 'em tough guy.


my old username is h4te, but i lost da password. here u go.

#33
Quote by kashuul
Ok then i'm so sorry for reporting your thread, you are obviously not a troll.


i aint trollin brah
#35
I think I finally understand....
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#36
Quote by thatswack
my old username is h4te, but i lost da password. here u go.

*pic*




Multi? *deported back to KENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#38
Quote by Alex Vik
Did you sign up just to tell us this cool story, bro?


i got more, but my stratocaster broke and i is sad.
#39
Quote by elekguit


Multi? *deported back to KENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*


he's screwed now
#40
Quote by thatswack
my old username is h4te, but i lost da password. here u go.



Jesus Christ you're so cool. You know, having the spoon in your mouth and whatnot.
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