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so yeah, thread title explains it all. its my first time going to one, NOT to be confused w/ an actual strip club though.
what should i expect? other than tits and semi decent looking girls. i dont really plan on spending any money, because 1) the two girls im going w/ are giving me a free pass, and 2) because i only have 7 dollars.
i was planning on telling them and who ever asked that its my birthday tonight. have any of you ever been to a "topless bar"? care to share the experience? thanks a bunch pit!
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Expect to be in a bar with topless people. With 7 bucks... you're ****ed. Have fun
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#5
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Expect to be in a bar with topless people. With 7 bucks... you're ****ed. Have fun

well since these girls im going w/ dont know it, i was planning on telling them its my birthday in hopes that theyll offer to buy me a drink, should the situation come up.
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#7
youre going to need more 1 dollar bills......


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#8
Dont stay another ten minutes because "Guys, I KNOW she is gonna take her panties off!"

You've had enough to drink, its not going to happen and you need to get home.
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#9
why don't you just bang those girls?

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Dont stay another ten minutes because "Guys, I KNOW she is gonna take her panties off!"

You've had enough to drink, its not going to happen and you need to get home.


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But that's dangerous, you could put an eye out or worse!

I'd hate to lead TS into groping a greasy middle aged obese man.
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well since these girls im going w/ dont know it, i was planning on telling them its my birthday in hopes that theyll offer to buy me a drink, should the situation come up.


Best idea. Hey if you want something good I believe it's 3 parts Red Bull and 1 part Rev. They call it Kryptonite here, but Kryptonite is a really common name for lots of ****.
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why don't you just bang those girls?

thats the plan for later
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so yeah, thread title explains it all. its my first time going to one, NOT to be confused w/ an actual strip club though.
what should i expect? other than tits and semi decent looking girls. i dont really plan on spending any money, because 1) the two girls im going w/ are giving me a free pass, and 2) because i only have 7 dollars.
i was planning on telling them and who ever asked that its my birthday tonight. have any of you ever been to a "topless bar"? care to share the experience? thanks a bunch pit!
free pass will get you in the door, but after that, you're screwed.
$7 won't even buy you a beer.
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Best idea. Hey if you want something good I believe it's 3 parts Red Bull and 1 part Rev. They call it Kryptonite here, but Kryptonite is a really common name for lots of ****.

well im not 21, and im hoping that situation DOESNT come up. and not because i dont want to get caught drinking underage or trying to, i just want a good excuse to be at a titty bar w/ 2 girls and no money
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free pass will get you in the door, but after that, you're screwed.
$7 won't even buy you a beer.

im aware of this, thats kind of why i explained the "its my birthday" part
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#16
Wear a shirt. THEY'RE supposed to be topless, not you. I just think that may be confusing.
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well im not 21, and im hoping that situation DOESNT come up. and not because i dont want to get caught drinking underage or trying to, i just want a good excuse to be at a titty bar w/ 2 girls and no money


Haha, dude bring a 4 pack of Red Bull. I don't drink at all so that's what I do when I go out. :P
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touche sir.
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Haha, dude bring a 4 pack of Red Bull. I don't drink at all so that's what I do when I go out. :P

you can bring that inside?
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you can bring that inside?

Sure, you can bring lots of things lots of places if you've got a loose anus.
#23
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Sure, you can bring lots of things lots of places if you've got a loose anus.

you realize im NOT one of the people who work there right? oh yeah, and its not gay night either.
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#24
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you can bring that inside?


If nobody sees, **** yeah.
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touche sir.
#25
To be allowed to stay in the bar you will need to either 1)purchase beer/alcohol. 2)tip dancers.

Depends on the bar.
#26
watch it be a male topless bar...then TS's hopes and boners die immediately
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#27
wear a cloak, and run around putting curses on people. fap and/rape will also be suffice
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#28
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But that's dangerous, you could put an eye out or worse!

I'd hate to lead TS into groping a greasy middle aged obese man.



I'd see no problem in it.
#29
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But that's dangerous, you could put an eye out or worse!

I'd hate to lead TS into groping a greasy middle aged obese man.

Please do.


Expect tits. That's pretty much it.
Unless somebody puts your eye out.
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#30
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you can bring that inside?

Some clubs allow you to bring your own beer in. The last one i went to we brought in 2 cases of beer. They didn't serve alcohol but they did have a bar and someone there to hand us our drinks...lol
#32
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TS's hopes and boners die immediately

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hopes and boners

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#33
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#34
dont you have to be the drinking age to be in a bar?
what else would you do at a bar if you cant drink, im pretty sure that if they management just sees you sitting there looking at topless chicks you're gonna get kicked out.
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dont you have to be the drinking age to be in a bar?
what else would you do at a bar if you cant drink, im pretty sure that if they management just sees you sitting there looking at topless chicks you're gonna get kicked out.

no, you have to be 18. you only have to be 21 to drink, which didnt stop me
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no, you have to be 18. you only have to be 21 to drink, which didnt stop me

So you went already.....right.?
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So you went already.....right.?

well oviously lol. all went well.
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well oviously lol. all went well.

lol...

other than all the smoke its not to bad.
#40
Do party tricks for free alcohol.

Or pretend to be drunk once inside and try and get to the boneting with an actual drunk female and you may possibly find release.
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