#2
Emu's are the only flightless bird, aside from the emperor penguin, to wear a monocle and tophat
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well played sir, well played
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T_T
#4
Emu's take a back seat the superior, flightless bird - the Dodo.
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#6
Quote by TOOTH&NAIL
the only emu i know is a c unt

then it's not an emu now is it?
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
Quote by TOOTH&NAIL
well played sir, well played
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T_T
#7
Quote by Skullbolt
then it's not an emu now is it?

well played sir, well played
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#10
Quote by TOOTH&NAIL
well played sir, well played

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The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
Quote by TOOTH&NAIL
well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?


T_T
#11
Riding Emu's is my profession.

They are very fast, but its quite a task delivering Pizza's ontop
of theyre backs. They frequently get hit by cars, and thats no good
MichaelEMJAYARE
#15
I stuck my weener in an emu once.
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#17
Quote by unet
I have your place at my emu.

Seriously, you can have one. There is one fucking aggressive one, I went into their paddock and it waited till I wasnt facing it and tried to jump on my back. So I turned around and kicked it in the throat. Surprised the fucker, he just stood there for a second then ran away.
Got a pretty cool claw mark on my back.
#18
Quote by RU Experienced?


Doydey the Dodo says otherwise.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#19
Quote by littlephil
Seriously, you can have one. There is one fucking aggressive one, I went into their paddock and it waited till I wasnt facing it and tried to jump on my back. So I turned around and kicked it in the throat. Surprised the fucker, he just stood there for a second then ran away.
Got a pretty cool claw mark on my back.



You kicked an emu in the throat?

That is badass.


IN UPSIDE DOWN WORLD!!

ahaahhhhahaaa
Emus are people too.
#20
Quote by unet
That's not really relevant now is it?

Unless the giraffe was humping an emu in turn.

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Vester: Metal flake gold/black crackle
Vester: rainbow crackle
Carvin V220