How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? And other Such Tongue Twisters.

#1
Read the title Beeeeeeaaaaaach!

a noise annoys an oyster, But a noisy noise annoys an oyster more

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris??


ALL OF IT
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#4
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry *increase in speed*

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#7
as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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#9
Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watches switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch witch?
#11
Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.
#12
Quote by Nite`
as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

I read this and think of Monkey Island
#13
I'm not a Pheasant Plucker, I a Pheasant Pluckers son and I'm only Plucking Pheasants til' the Pheasant Plucker comes. Blood.
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#14
Kvistfritt kvastskaft.

It's Swedish, it is short but it the hardest one I have encountered in ANY language.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#15
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I read this and think of Monkey Island


I read this and thought of monkey island
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#16
Quote by stinger12345
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. ew

Why would someone sell sea shells by the sea shore?
No one would buy them, they'd just pick one up themselves!
#17
Quote by _-Joey-_
Why would someone sell sea shells by the sea shore?
No one would buy them, they'd just pick one up themselves!


are you shore?

seawutididther
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#18
Quote by _-Joey-_
Why would someone sell sea shells by the sea shore?
No one would buy them, they'd just pick one up themselves!

shes jamming out with her clam out, if you know what i mean.

and you'll pay, cause shes pepper jack's best ho.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#19
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#20
Quote by Zugunruhe
shes jamming out with her clam out, if you know what i mean.

and you'll pay, cause shes pepper jack's best ho.

Fair enough, no one's ever explained it quite like that before
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Quote by Mr.Pink101
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wut?
#22
Read it fast, but try to do it without looking, when you screw up, read it fast on the screen and see if you can do it lol
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#24
I mix whiskey using a whiskey mixer?
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#25
Quote by Demon Wolf
Kvistfritt kvastskaft.

It's Swedish, it is short but it the hardest one I have encountered in ANY language.


That was easy. O_o
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All-riiight.
#27
Quote by Demon Wolf
are you shore?

seawutididther




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#28
Quote by billybusa
That was easy. O_o


Five times in a row.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#30
Unique New York

Ow Now Brown Cow

/anchorman

in all seriousness...


I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.

Keep saying faster and faster until....
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Haggard13 i are impressed
#32
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Fox in socks.


har har, Sounds like f*cks & sucks.
clever.
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#33
Lol at the shore pun.


These are easy so far, apart from the lorry one, so much anger
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#34
Quote by Horlicks
Mixed Biscuits.
Harder than it looks.



It actually is, my god
Quote by Venice King
Snatch is such a crude term - Use a better one like axe-wound or cave-opening.

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Ibanez ART300
Roland Cube 20X


I make trip-hop
https://soundcloud.com/chris-thomas-214
^ Check it out
#35
Toy Boat x10
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