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#1
Just a question - those of you who have girlfriends etc?

Do you still fap?

I've a mrs - we've been together about 6 months, we have a very active sex life - but now and again I still like a good old fap.

How bout you guys?

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#2
Of course

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#3
I am all alone, thanks for rubbing it in (pun ABSOLUTELY intended).
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#4
yep, usually on days that we dont see each other, or before we see each other if I'm planning on a marathon.
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I am all alone, thanks for rubbing it in (pun ABSOLUTELY intended).



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#8
I often rub that easy one out (and maybe a second if I wanna last EXTRA long) on days I think we may have sex. We have sex less than once a week, so I do take care of things myself here and here (her excuse is that she doesn't wanna get a loose pussy)
#9
Of coarse I still fap, active sex life or not shes not always going to be there when you are horny.
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I often rub that easy one out (and maybe a second if I wanna last EXTRA long) on days I think we may have sex. We have sex less than once a week, so I do take care of things myself here and here (her excuse is that she doesn't wanna get a loose pussy)


That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard, is she twelve or something? High five if she is.
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#12
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I often rub that easy one out (and maybe a second if I wanna last EXTRA long) on days I think we may have sex. We have sex less than once a week, so I do take care of things myself here and here (her excuse is that she doesn't wanna get a loose pussy)


#14
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That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard, is she twelve or something? High five if she is.


Lol, 19 (I'm 20 in less than a month).

That seriously is one of the excuses she uses, "I don't wanna have sex so much that it becomes less enjoyable".
#15
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Lol, 19 (I'm 20 in less than a month).

That seriously is one of the excuses she uses, "I don't wanna have sex so much that it becomes less enjoyable".


Wat?

Tell her that's not how it works, possibly with science and sexy diagrams.
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#16
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I often rub that easy one out (and maybe a second if I wanna last EXTRA long) on days I think we may have sex. We have sex less than once a week, so I do take care of things myself here and here (her excuse is that she doesn't wanna get a loose pussy)

What a load of rubbish. Your wang's not that big. Explain that you want more sexytime, and that she's being an idiot.
#17
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That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard, is she twelve or something? High five if she is.

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#18
I love how this has fewer posts than one about tounge twisters.
lolol
and soz im not helpful, cos i iz currently single, some bull**** argument about cumming on her face while she sleeps..
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#19
ofcourse, although not quite as much
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#21
I've been with my girlfriend for like 5 years. That said, I still do. Most women aren't really willing to satisfy you every moment of the day (like I need some times, seeing as I am still very hormonal and young). That said, she does a lot for me any ways. Half of the time I do it is do to compulsion and addiction. I also do it so as to prep myself to last longer when both of us do it.
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#22
Al this ´Prepping´ you guys talk about and I do it 2 times to make me last longer. Is it neccasary? Or are you all sensitive-style? (it´s OK if your sensitive-style)
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#24
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That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard, is she twelve or something? High five if she is.


#25
I acutally don't. I've had a girl for 5 months and fapping makes me think I'm cheating. So I don't do it.

Everytime I get horny, I just call her. xD
#26
Yeah, but I only see her at weekends so its excusable.
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#27
Quote by dudius
I often rub that easy one out (and maybe a second if I wanna last EXTRA long) on days I think we may have sex. We have sex less than once a week, so I do take care of things myself here and here (her excuse is that she doesn't wanna get a loose pussy)


Do it in the butt then.
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#28
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Do it in the butt then.


Worst wording for the best suggestion.
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#29
Quote by dudius
I often rub that easy one out (and maybe a second if I wanna last EXTRA long) on days I think we may have sex. We have sex less than once a week, so I do take care of things myself here and here (her excuse is that she doesn't wanna get a loose pussy)


Kegel exercises. She must do them.
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#30
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Worst wording for the best suggestion.


More like, pee in her butt.
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#31
yea the whole time
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#32
Yeah, every now and then. I was away last week and she's away this week and next, so the numbers have upped.
But otherwise, yeah sure, when she's not around and I'm just feeling the urge.
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That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard, is she twelve or something? High five if she is.

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#34
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Of coarse I still fap, active sex life or not shes not always going to be there when you are horny.

This sums it up pretty much for me
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#35
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That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard, is she twelve or something? High five if she is.

oh god

on topic I wouldnt know Ive never had a serious girlfriend.
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#37
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Just a question - those of you who have girlfriends etc?
you realize you've just limited the replies to about 5% of UG, don't you?
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#38
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Worst wording for the best suggestion.





They censored the word butt secks.
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#39
Quote by Zeppfreak170
Just a question - those of you who have girlfriends etc?

Do you still fap?

I've a mrs - we've been together about 6 months, we have a very active sex life - but now and again I still like a good old fap.

How bout you guys?

Sorry if this has been done

You live near me sorry, had to say that

When I had a girlfriend (till wednesday ;_ I fapped even more.


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#40
Seldom. More since I've been home from Uni because the opportunities for sexy tome are severely diminished.
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