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#1
Today it is my b'day.....on a side note it is also Napoleons and Ben Afflecks.........oh yeah


So what did you get me?
#3
AIDS




That was in really bad taste...
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You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#4
Well, your parents are free now, good present?
Fender American Special HSS Stratocaster
Ibanez 1987 Roadstar II Deluxe
Yamaha THR10X
Marshall JCM900 SL-X
Ibanez WD-7 Weeping Demon Wah
TC Electronic Polytune
Seymour Duncan Tweakfuzz
#5


The location to MJ's unmarked grave! Get digging you scrappy rascal you
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#10
Quote by RG5EX1
AIDS




That was in really bad taste...

you gave AIDS to Napoleon and Ben Affleck too.... they gonna mess you up
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Last edited by davrossss at Aug 14, 2009,
#11
Well, seeing as it is your Birthday, and you took the trouble to tell us here at the pit.

I got you a Vial of Ebola Virus. Congratulations.
The glass is very Fragile, but its sealed tight.

Actually, just as a precaution, I think we're going to have to put you down.
I know, its too soon but you had a good run.

I know its not fair, but, I'm sorry little jimmy, Its life.!
Music is an art form that celebrates potential. So long as you're looking for it, you'll always find it.
#12
In all honesty, a gargauntuan bag of SWEET FECK ALL.

Happy brithday sweetcheeks
'Always outnumbed, never outgunned'
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#13


NAO I DO WANT SUMTHING IN RETURN FOR MY BIRTHDAY! 19 september! remember the date!
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Only the pit would figure out how to say "I cum blood" in latin.

Bravo good sir
Last edited by Bloodstainedd at Aug 14, 2009,
#14
I got you the most metal present ever.


NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
My Gear
Guitars
Cort VX-2V
Basses
Stagg BC300
Amps
Marshall JCM900 4100 DR
Marshall 1965A
Hartke HA3500 Combo
#15
Quote by Jesstaa
I got you the most metal present ever.


NOTHING!!!!!!!!!


Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#17
I didn't get you anything, because birthday threads are as overdone as shopp threads.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#18
Quote by Jesstaa
I got you the most metal present ever.


NOTHING!!!!!!!!!






a song:

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
**** you it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it's my party, I'll make you cry
if I want to...or leave.
**** you, it's not your
birthday, so do what I say. Okay.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

Alone on my Birthday,
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
No Tip! It's my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom didn't have an abortion,
Or my birthday wouldn't be today.
But I guess it's my good fortune,
my birthday's today. Okay.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in Hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me
Spank Me!

Oh well, Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to
I can't believe you forgot my birthday
it's my birthday and you're wrecking it
now it's just like any other day
you didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature...
**** you for forgetting my birthday
you didn't do what I say today

24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days I'm in Hell, oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

best birthday song ever.
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Last edited by Illiad86 at Aug 14, 2009,
#19
Quote by Illiad86



a song:

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
**** you it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it's my party, I'll make you cry
if I want to...or leave.
**** you, it's not your
birthday, so do what I say. Okay.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

Alone on my Birthday,
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
No Tip! It's my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom didn't have an abortion,
Or my birthday wouldn't be today.
But I guess it's my good fortune,
my birthday's today. Okay.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in Hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me
Spank Me!

Oh well, Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to
I can't believe you forgot my birthday
it's my birthday and you're wrecking it
now it's just like any other day
you didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature...
**** you for forgetting my birthday
you didn't do what I say today

24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days I'm in Hell, oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.



you sir ......have given me the best BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!.......*cries*


Actually it was a crap song
#20
Quote by pawnshopguitars
I got you this:




best present ever!




i give you...
a clever insert joke!

*insert clever insert joke here*
Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
I Pan-Tallica
Last edited by Astorga at Aug 14, 2009,
#22
Quote by Jesstaa
I got you the most metal present ever.


NOTHING!!!!!!!!!


Disappointment!!
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Jackson DKA7
Gibson Explorer
MESA/Boogie Express 5:25
BOSS GT-100

BOSS TU-2
Dunlop Cry Baby Classic
BOSS NS-2
VOX Joe Satriani Ice 9 OD Pedal
VOX Joe Satriani Time Machine Delay Pedal
Ernie Ball Strings
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#23
Quote by davrossss
you sir ......have given me the best BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!.......*cries*


Actually it was a crap song


lol yeah...that's The Vandals for ya :P My boyfriend plays it on our birthdays lol, I play Birthday Dethday
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#24
Quote by Koshman32
Disappointment!!


No, that is hip-hop music's b-day present.
Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#25
Quote by pawnshopguitars
I got you this:



ROFL

YOU WIN! And epicly, at that.

I dont know where it comes from but it made me laugh like an idiot for like 2 whole minutes. Especially since it took me a few seconds to understand. Wasn't expecting that, well played.
#28
Quote by Bloodstainedd


NAO I DO WANT SUMTHING IN RETURN FOR MY BIRTHDAY! 19 september! remember the date!

Ignoring the minor coincidence that september 19th is my birthday as well...

I want that cake. Where can I get it? If you tell me I'll send you one for our birthday.
Thomas hopes to not have offended anyone with this post. No responsibility whatsoever is taken for any spelling or grammar mistakes, should there be any.

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#29
Quote by davrossss
Kashuul......wear are my pants and sweater.....I was expecting some pants and a sweater



#30
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Kashuul our personal mini meme is coming along nicely thanks to your generosity......thank you
#31
Quote by Samothomas
Ignoring the minor coincidence that september 19th is my birthday as well...

I want that cake. Where can I get it? If you tell me I'll send you one for our birthday.



hmm.. Let's just ignore the fact that we also both are from the Netherlands...

and that cake is one-of-a-kind, it can't be reproduced, I'm sorry
Quote by Guitarfreak777
Only the pit would figure out how to say "I cum blood" in latin.

Bravo good sir
#32
Quote by davrossss
Kashuul our personal mini meme is coming along nicely thanks to your generosity......thank you


I promised myself I wouldn't cry.........
#33
I made you a batch of WHOGIVESA****
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#34
Oh, was that TODAY?! Ehm... *snatches paper from desk*


Here ya' go, PAPER!!





Have a great birthday, son!
"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping through the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. Retaliation..."


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#35
Quote by ..NEM..
Oh, was that TODAY?! Ehm... *snatches paper from desk*


Here ya' go, PAPER!!





Have a great birthday, son!


I ****ing hate you
#36
Quote by davrossss
I ****ing hate you

There there, just because I forgot your birthday last year, and the year before that, doesn't give you the right to hate me, Eri... I mean, Jame... I mean, son. *pats head*
"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping through the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. Retaliation..."


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#39
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I got you a sense of common sense, so you can use it before you make a string of stupid threads again.

I came to this thread to say something like that but whatever as along as it's said
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