#1
an experimental social thread where I post a hypothetical scenario, and you say what you would do if said scenario was true. then post your own hypothetical scenario below. Also important to note is that this thread is not a place for foolish youngsters to talker about bleeding nipples and dog poop.

scenario: your favourite thread on UG was just locked because someone was incapable of taking a hint, what do you do?
#2
Stalk their thread.

All UG games threads have people posting really fast. What do you do?
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#4
Look at real porn/bang my chick


Your cell phone just got dropped into water.What do you do?

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#5
google porn
Edit: That was meant to be a reply to the hot chicks thread getting closed, but it works for the above post too I guess.
#6
Buy another phone, mine is ****

You're in a bar and you decided to talk to some people, one of the girls is good looking but after a short time you're worried she's batshit insane and is now talking exclusively to you. You're trying to get away back to your group of friends. What do you do?

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWx0qSEPiXs

WAT WUD YU DOOOOOOOO?
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#7
YA GOTTA have the silly buisness man, you know where you are?
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#8
You don't. You get really drunk and do her anyway, and make sure to take pics.

You are writing an essay in a technologically advanced world where people have forgotten how to use pens, when suddenly you get an email saying that colons have been replaced with the symbol Prince used for a few years, and you don't have a key for it on your computer keyboard (THE HORROR!). What do you do?
#9
Quote by blynd_snyper
Buy another phone, mine is ****

You're in a bar and you decided to talk to some people, one of the girls is good looking but after a short time you're worried she's batshit insane and is now talking exclusively to you. You're trying to get away back to your group of friends. What do you do?


Throw up on her or fart in her general direction.If that doesn't work then GTFO ASAP.


An argument has grown into a physical altercation.What do you do?

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#10
Quote by pawnshopguitars
You don't. You get really drunk and do her anyway, and make sure to take pics.

You are writing an essay in a technologically advanced world where people have forgotten how to use pens, when suddenly you get an email saying that colons have been replaced with the symbol Prince used for a few years, and you don't have a key for it on your computer keyboard (THE HORROR!). What do you do?


Draw in MS Paint


A large meteor hits the 4chan servers.What do you do?
#11
Build 5chan

You need a blue pen but only have red and black, what do you do?
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Shooting mice is the equivalent to smoking weed: it's fun and seemingly harmless, but before you know it, you're shooting smack into every vein and murdering children left right and center.



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#12
Quote by davrossss
Draw in MS Paint


A large meteor hits the 4chan servers.What do you do?


Rejoice.

You reply to post and can't some up with a hypothetical senario.
#13
Quote by Geebz
Build 5chan

You need a blue pen but only have red and black, what do you do?


Kill an octopus and use its blood as ink.


Jesus is back,what do you do?

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#14
Quote by Pr0gNut
Kill an octopus and use its blood as ink.


Jesus is back,what do you do?



Look Busy


You get slapped by a fish what do you do?
#15
Quote by davrossss
Look Busy


You get slapped by a fish what do you do?

Slap that mo'fo back.

Your parents arrive home early. What do you do?!
#16
Quote by Pr0gNut
Kill an octopus and use its blood as ink.


Jesus is back,what do you do?



Say "fool me once shame on me, fool me twice you must be a zombie. (putting the UG zombie action plan into full effect"

Your mom walks in while fapping, and you either have time to close the midget prnz window you were watching or put you pee-pee away... what do you do?
Quote by Yakult
Shooting mice is the equivalent to smoking weed: it's fun and seemingly harmless, but before you know it, you're shooting smack into every vein and murdering children left right and center.



GeEbZ.
#18
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Arrive home late

you broke your leg and you need to go to the 50th floor. what do you do???


Jet pack
#19
Quote by Geebz
Say "fool me once shame on me, fool me twice you must be a zombie. (putting the UG zombie action plan into full effect"

Your mom walks in while fapping, and you either have time to close the midget prnz window you were watching or put you pee-pee away... what do you do?


Punch her in the face and ask if the stupid bitch knows how to use a phone to tell me she'll be visiting,then continue fapping.

You found the golden ticket,what do you do?

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#20
Quote by Geebz
Say "fool me once shame on me, fool me twice you must be a zombie. (putting the UG zombie action plan into full effect"

Your mom walks in while fapping, and you either have time to close the midget prnz window you were watching or put you pee-pee away... what do you do?


Put my wang away, I can always explain the porn as a joke my friend sent me.

Your Xbox gets a red ring but the warranty is up, WWYD?
#21
Quote by Pr0gNut
Punch her in the face and ask if the stupid bitch knows how to use a phone to tell me she'll be visiting,then continue fapping.


My Pr0gnosis for this statement is SERIOUS lulz.
Quote by Yakult
Shooting mice is the equivalent to smoking weed: it's fun and seemingly harmless, but before you know it, you're shooting smack into every vein and murdering children left right and center.



GeEbZ.
#22
Quote by Geebz
My Pr0gnosis for this statement is SERIOUS lulz.





I've never seen my username used in such a creative way.

+1 internetz and a 10 gallon hat for you Sir.

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#23
Quote by Pr0gNut
:+1 internetz and a 10 gallon hat for you Sir.


What would I do?

Put the internetz in my 10 gallon hat and wear it, so as to protect the internetz and look very fashionable at the same time.

You win the 50/50 draw but you find out you only win $1. What would you do?
Quote by Yakult
Shooting mice is the equivalent to smoking weed: it's fun and seemingly harmless, but before you know it, you're shooting smack into every vein and murdering children left right and center.



GeEbZ.
#24
Quote by Geebz
What would I do?

Put the internetz in my 10 gallon hat and wear it, so as to protect the internetz and look very fashionable at the same time.

You win the 50/50 draw but you find out you only win $1. What would you do?


Spend the dollar on a lottery ticket,and when I lose stab the clerk in the jaw with that little pen they keep by the register to fill out checks.


"Night of the pear 3:Son of the pear" happens,what do you do?

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#25
Quote by Pr0gNut
Spend the dollar on a lottery ticket,and when I lose stab the clerk in the jaw with that little pen they keep by the register to fill out checks.


"Night of the pear 3:Son of the pear" happens,what do you do?

eat the pear?

you find your dad banging your gf what do you do? (being your real girlfriend not a grill)

Edit: your MADE UP gf
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#26
Get drunk.


The EuroMillions jackpot tonight is £49m / €56m / $80m. What would you do if you won it?
#27
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Get drunk.


The EuroMillions jackpot tonight is £49m / €56m / $80m. What would you do if you won it?


buy 49 million lottery tickets.

You wake up with an arse for a face and a face for an arse. what do you do?
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#28
Quote by PussyPunk182
buy 49 million lottery tickets.

You wake up with an arse for a face and a face for an arse. what do you do?


Laugh...then hope I don't sh*t all over my face...which is my ass....which would mean that if I went to brush my teeth...I'd actually be wiping my ass....and if I went to wipe my ass I'd actually be brushing my teeth....but then what do I do if I'm laughing while taking a sh*t?! And how do I see?!! And how do I -





You've just mindf*cked yourself into oblivion,what do you do?

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#29
Fuc* ing blow oblivion away with Hans solo and the falcon beetchs

you have awoken to the scent of your own vagina bleeding NOW WHAT??
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