#1
So Pit, I just got this text from some guy I don't know. It says something along the lines of "hey girl, what ya doing atm? I miss you honey xx burhan"

I just need some ideas to prank this guy

Note: I'm a guy and he dialed in the wrong number.
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#2
send him a picture of your butt...hole
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#4
Arrange a meeting in a remote place

My dad once got a random text saying something like "Hi Paul (not his name) just checking if you're still up for going to the pub tonight. Let me know". and he replied saying he was and he would bring all his friends and pay for everything
#6
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Tell him you're busy sucking off his best friend.


I considered this, but I want to slowly build up the storyline
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#7
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I considered this, but I want to slowly build up the storyline

you're cupping his balls?
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#8
Tell him "Thank god you've texted me. I had this most awful dream where I was an SS guard and you were a Communist, and I had to shove you into Satan's hellfire and put baby's on spikes. At least now I know you're OK. So, how was the badminton practice last night?"
#9
Tell him "You'll never guess it"
And the next text "Something with your grandfather..."
And the last one "He's taking me up the a-ss."
#10
I like where this is going

Some nice suggestions, keep em coming
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You sir are a dick!
Quote by Toppscore
And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#11
keep going along as if youre a girl. Then say:
"ill let you enter my castle if you can provide the trojan(ed) horse."
if he agrees with you. You should call him off as a pervert sex offender. If he says no then hes lame.
But either way, tell him you are a guy after you see his reaction.
Then offer to open the rear gate to your castle.
#12
Break up with him using a hypothetical scenario made up from the girls prospective.

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#13
He: "hey girl, what ya doing atm? I miss you honey xx burhan"

You: "don't act like everything is ok. I saw you last night"

He: "wut do you mean, hunnn? xx"

You: "I ****ING SAW YOU MAKING OUT WITH THAT BITCH"

He: "hunnn, you must have mistaken me fer someone else"

You: "I know what I saw. Now stop texting me! It's over!"

10 mins later:

You: "Problem, sir? "
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Only the pit would figure out how to say "I cum blood" in latin.

Bravo good sir
#14
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He: "hey girl, what ya doing atm? I miss you honey xx burhan"

You: "don't act like everything is ok. I saw you last night"

He: "wut do you mean, hunnn? xx"

You: "I ****ING SAW YOU MAKING OUT WITH THAT BITCH"

He: "hunnn, you must have mistaken me fer someone else"

You: "I know what I saw. Now stop texting me! It's over!"

10 mins later:

You: "Problem, sir? "



A small penis/premature ejaculation reference would help add salt to the wound.

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#15
"Thinking of you...and touching my penis" ?
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#16
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A small penis/premature ejaculation reference would help add salt to the wound.



I agree with you on that one.. maybe spice it up a bit What's your opinion, TS?
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Only the pit would figure out how to say "I cum blood" in latin.

Bravo good sir
#18
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"Well, I just got back from the clinic. Bad news I'm afraid..."

This, or "I'm pregnant"
#19
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This, or "I'm pregnant"



I'm not sure if you're the father, tho...
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Only the pit would figure out how to say "I cum blood" in latin.

Bravo good sir
#20
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This, or "I'm pregnant"


I considered this as well, yes
The suggestion about the break-up is very nice as well, yet I'd better hide my ass if he finds out it's not his girl texting him back
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You sir are a dick!
Quote by Toppscore
And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#21
If you want to slowly build it up say something along the lines of "Hey burhan(I'm assuming that's his name), that party was great. Missing you too" If he says what party say "Oh right you weren't there, you should come next time" and if he agrees with you keep doshing out the pain...whatever that means.
#22
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I agree with you on that one.. maybe spice it up a bit What's your opinion, TS?


"Your dick is so small I'm technically still a Virgin"

"If you came any faster we'd have to start calling you superman" (Points for those who get the reference)

"How can your dick smell SO bad when it's SO small"


And these could continue for a while,but for the sake of order I'll stop here.

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#24
Send him a picture of your nipple
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
Eventually
#26
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He: "hey girl, what ya doing atm? I miss you honey xx burhan"

You: "don't act like everything is ok. I saw you last night"

He: "wut do you mean, hunnn? xx"

You: "I ****ING SAW YOU MAKING OUT WITH THAT BITCH"

He: "hunnn, you must have mistaken me fer someone else"

You: "I know what I saw. Now stop texting me! It's over!"



by george i think youve got it

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