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#3
Happy Birthday, now indulge in some cheap whores.
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#4
I are not birthday

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#5
Happy falling out of your moms c*nt day!

I hope your enemies die painful deaths and that your wife births strong offspring from a fertile womb.

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#6
Tell me if this is getting old...
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#9
[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']BRANG!?!?!?!?!!!!

Indeed.

Brang, Branged, Branging...

It's basic grammar

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#11
Quote by imdeth
I are almost birthday. We can share birthday.


I was birthday not long ago.

Btw, I got you a giant seaslug.
Last edited by Våd Hamster at Aug 14, 2009,
#13
Quote by AlecMag
Indeed.

Brang, Branged, Branging...

It's basic grammar

FFF....FFF.....FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#16
I got you this t-shirt

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Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#19
Quote by Pr0gNut
Happy falling out of your moms c*nt day!

I hope your enemies die painful deaths and that your wife births strong offspring from a fertile womb.

C Section FTW
#20
i are can has birthday a week ago today
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Imagine the part of the ballsack where occasionally old poo sticks to the pubes and hardens, and you then have to pull out, but as an amp. That's an MG.


Greatest quote of all time?

I think so...
#22
Quote by Våd Hamster
I was birthday not long ago.


I am birthday soon.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#23
Link in signature for more birthday information, including gift(s) and cake.
DeVillains!
#25
Quote by add_g

i gots you melons



...NICE!!!
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#28
Quote by Pr0gNut
Happy falling out of your moms c*nt day!

I hope your enemies die painful deaths and that your wife births strong offspring from a fertile womb.


You mean, "I hope strong offstring fall out of your wife's c*nt?"
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#29
Quote by add_g

i gots you melons

they would go great with the t-shirt I bought him

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Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#30
Quote by pilgrimevan
Here is your birthday T-Rex



HEYYYYYY!!!!

If you understand that, you'll laugh, if not you'll have to search "jurassic park hey" on youtube.
#31
Quote by Aerokizzombie
they would go great with the t-shirt I bought him

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She'd go much better with a paddling pool full of custard.
#33
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#34
Happy birthday, I got you a pre-readers copy of the best book released in 2006!



S t a i r s s r i a t S

#35


Happy Berfday.

live righteously

I swear to God we're gonna get it right,
If you'd just lay your weapon down.
#37
happy birfday got you a present but it blew up before it could reach you
i know satan personallly and he said the ugliest thing hes seen was you and yo mama
#39
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Goddammit, you got it wrong AGAIN!
#40
Quote by almario1402

I'm sorry


aw... its okay big guy. its not your fault...
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Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.
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