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#5
Quote by suckmahnuts
Plankton, duh.


Nah, remember it's not actually it. Mr. Krabbs keeps the formula under his mattress.

It's jizz. That's why he won't tell anyone.

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If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#6
Quote by kashuul
The krabby patty secret formula is-



That's actually really funny,but it gets my bro no where.
#9
Quote by fishstickrocker
That's actually really funny,but it gets my bro no where.


How old is he?

Tell him that the secret ingredient is clitoris. Then tell him to google it.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#10
Quote by denizenz
wtf is a krappy patty and why do I need to know its secrets?



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#12
Quote by AlecMag
How old is he?

Tell him that the secret ingredient is clitoris. Then tell him to google it.


How much does a clitoris cost, and what would I do with it if I had one in my hand?
#14
I was theorizing over this point the other day when somebody was watching Spongebob and mentioned Krabby patties.

It's a burger, right? So it must be made of meat. Seeing as there are no cows, pigs, or humans under water, it can't be made of any of those. Now, seeing as the name is "Krabby," it would suggest that, similar to a Chicken Burger, its name reveals its ingredients. Since Mr. Krabs is the only crab around, he must be using his own insides as the ingredient. If somebody got a hold of that recipe, they would be coming after him, which is exactly why he keeps it hidden.
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Its lame.
#15
4 heaping pounds of freshly ground plankton.
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#16
The Krabby Patty Secret Formula Is People!!!!

It's Made Out Of People!!!!!!!!!!!!




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#17
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Quote by Karvid
I was theorizing over this point the other day when somebody was watching Spongebob and mentioned Krabby patties.

It's a burger, right? So it must be made of meat. Seeing as there are no cows, pigs, or humans under water, it can't be made of any of those. Now, seeing as the name is "Krabby," it would suggest that, similar to a Chicken Burger, its name reveals its ingredients. Since Mr. Krabs is the only crab around, he must be using his own insides as the ingredient. If somebody got a hold of that recipe, they would be coming after him, which is exactly why he keeps it hidden.

Good lord, this man has it. Someone give Karvid a medal!
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#18
Spam!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF SPAM!!!


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This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


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#20
dum de de dum deedle dum! de de dum deedle dum! de dot diddly dot diddly! de dot diddly diddly diddly dum! de dot diddly diddly dot diddly dum de diddly dum! *takes breath* de dot diddly diddly dot de diddly de dum! de dot diddly dot diddly dot diddly dot diddly dum!!!! and the krabby patty secret formula is - (insert commercial break)


i only took a little from that one guy
#21
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#22
Quote by Karvid
I was theorizing over this point the other day when somebody was watching Spongebob and mentioned Krabby patties.

It's a burger, right? So it must be made of meat. Seeing as there are no cows, pigs, or humans under water, it can't be made of any of those. Now, seeing as the name is "Krabby," it would suggest that, similar to a Chicken Burger, its name reveals its ingredients. Since Mr. Krabs is the only crab around, he must be using his own insides as the ingredient. If somebody got a hold of that recipe, they would be coming after him, which is exactly why he keeps it hidden.


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#23
Ass-juice.
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#24
Cilantro
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#25
Quote by kashuul
How much does a clitoris cost, and what would I do with it if I had one in my hand?


That's not a fair question, clitorii prices vary depending on location, and whether you like them well-done, medium or rare.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#26
Quote by AlecMag
That's not a fair question, clitorii prices vary depending on location, and whether you like them well-done, medium or rare.


I'm glad you actually got that, I was afraid someone might call me an idiot and or flame me.
#27
It's a closely guarded secret. Only the inventor Patty McPaterson knows the formula.

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#28
Quote by kashuul
I'm glad you actually got that, I was afraid someone might call me an idiot and or flame me.


Well we might both still get called idiots

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#29
Quote by Karvid
I was theorizing over this point the other day when somebody was watching Spongebob and mentioned Krabby patties.

It's a burger, right? So it must be made of meat. Seeing as there are no cows, pigs, or humans under water, it can't be made of any of those. Now, seeing as the name is "Krabby," it would suggest that, similar to a Chicken Burger, its name reveals its ingredients. Since Mr. Krabs is the only crab around, he must be using his own insides as the ingredient. If somebody got a hold of that recipe, they would be coming after him, which is exactly why he keeps it hidden.



Wow that's intersting, my little bro didn't like it though.
#30
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#32
Quote by AlecMag
Well we might both still get called idiots

...idiots....


just kidding
#34
I'm 12, and what is this?
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lol wowow you guys dont know good music then... get out of your deth metal and screamo ruts and listen to something that has emotion in the music...


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#36
Quote by Karvid
I was theorizing over this point the other day when somebody was watching Spongebob and mentioned Krabby patties.

It's a burger, right? So it must be made of meat. Seeing as there are no cows, pigs, or humans under water, it can't be made of any of those. Now, seeing as the name is "Krabby," it would suggest that, similar to a Chicken Burger, its name reveals its ingredients. Since Mr. Krabs is the only crab around, he must be using his own insides as the ingredient. If somebody got a hold of that recipe, they would be coming after him, which is exactly why he keeps it hidden.


you forgot Mr Krabs' mother, so it could be made outta old crusty crabs.
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#37
Quote by Karvid
I was theorizing over this point the other day when somebody was watching Spongebob and mentioned Krabby patties.

It's a burger, right? So it must be made of meat. Seeing as there are no cows, pigs, or humans under water, it can't be made of any of those. Now, seeing as the name is "Krabby," it would suggest that, similar to a Chicken Burger, its name reveals its ingredients. Since Mr. Krabs is the only crab around, he must be using his own insides as the ingredient. If somebody got a hold of that recipe, they would be coming after him, which is exactly why he keeps it hidden.

well technically, Mr. Krabs is actually a Lobster, just look at him. plus i think he says he's a lobster in an episode or something.
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lol wowow you guys dont know good music then... get out of your deth metal and screamo ruts and listen to something that has emotion in the music...


Call me Mike, all my friends do.
#38
Quote by MegaUltraTurkey
you forgot Mr Krabs' mother, so it could be made outta old crusty crabs.


There you have it. The Krabby Patty formula is STD's.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#39
Quote by lifesuckstomuch
well technically, Mr. Krabs is actually a Lobster, just look at him. plus i think he says he's a lobster in an episode or something.

He's lying to us so he won't be assassinated. It's all part of the plan.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
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